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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted, but you get viciously attacked by a giant mutant alpaca that needs your unicycle for locomotion.
    I wish for a new avatar.
     
  2. Monsteri

    Monsteri Slower Than Light Tester

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    Granted
    kanon.jpg
    I wish Guitarman will use this avatar.
     
  3. Kouji

    Kouji Cold, Uncaring, Sadistic, Evil and Cruel Meanie Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]
    2. REKINS OF SEAS: Super Crew of Ultimate Havoking 2: Return of King of KAG: Chapter 420blazeit - REKIN

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    Wish Granted, however I edited your post so it is now animu (git rekt by admin abuse)
    I wish Guitarman would now end every single one of his posts with: Uggu~~~
     
  4. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    That was a... interesting log-in.
    I wish I knew what the original image was.
    Uggu~~~
     
  5. Kouji

    Kouji Cold, Uncaring, Sadistic, Evil and Cruel Meanie Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]
    2. REKINS OF SEAS: Super Crew of Ultimate Havoking 2: Return of King of KAG: Chapter 420blazeit - REKIN

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    It was a penis. It raped you.

    I wish that Monsteri stopped being so butthurt all the time about people who prefer Classic rather than Beta.
     
  6. Hawxx

    Hawxx Bison Rider

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    Granted but he only lasted 5 minutes thus being butthurt again.

    I wish for a thick rope to hang someone with, like a really thick one.
     
  7. Shadowofgold

    Shadowofgold Haxor

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    Granted, but it was too short for you to do anything with it.

    I wish I was significantly better at drawing.
     
  8. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted, Nobody thinks you draw anymore because all your drawings are photo-realistic over night.
    I wish for CTF mode to be out already.
     
  9. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but it's only on classic.

    I wish I was asleep.
     
  10. Hawxx

    Hawxx Bison Rider

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    Granted, but you are stuck in an endless nightmare about a giant shrek eating your family and food.

    I wish for a smiley.
     
  11. Iamaclay

    Iamaclay Shark Slayer

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    :) <-- granted except it is irrelevant since all the signposts are upside down now. I wish for a new metronome.
     
  12. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted, it only goes at 230 bpm.
    I wish for a pre-war Gibson Mastertone banjo.
     
  13. Hawxx

    Hawxx Bison Rider

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    Granted but it was depressed so it killed it self.

    I wish for a new kag game mode that doesn't make sense yet it's fun.
     
  14. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    The wish granting gods misread your wish and gave you Garry's Mod instead.
    I wish for a horse with an M16.
     
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  15. king-george

    king-george Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    Granted,But you get a horse with an RPG instead.
    I wish for awesomness
     
  16. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, I'm here now.
    I wish I had something to do with my time.
     
  17. Alpaca

    Alpaca Haxor

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    Granted, your boss/teacher will call you in 5 mins and give you a ton of mind numming work to do.

    I wish for a chainsaw.
     
  18. Sir_Walter

    Sir_Walter Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    Granted, but it backfires and slices you into little giblets.
    I wish to be better than Contrary
     
  19. king-george

    king-george Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    Granted, but you get so good that you explode out of awesomeness.
    I wish for Nyan Cat
     
  20. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Granted, but you're still worse than everyone else.

    Granted, but you cannot control your hunger and end up eating it. Having eaten the legendary cat, you must now carry and continue its tedious burden, its legacy, of which it had managed to bear for the past two eons. As you shoot away from Earth with a rainbow trail appearing from your butt, a tear sheds and you say good bye.

    I wish I had bought a bottle of ice-cold delicious water from the store earlier.