Sawgods' Miracles

I don't want to hear about awesome moments, I want to hear about moments where saws saved the day. SAWGOD is the grand being, who created the saw. I want to hear his miracles. Ex.

"I was building a little base for use later, when a giant balloon with a guy on it rains down and smooshes me. I respawn, and see a familiar balloon fly around me. I start chopping down a tree.(I put a block on both sides of the tree and a saw right at the stump) The balloon, not seeing my setup, slams down and breaks both blocks of stone, then falls into the sawmill, rider and all. On that day, I finally acknowledged SAWGOD."

If this is the wrong sub forum please move it. I am sorry if this is the case.

 

Trampoline spirits or bust, heathen.

 

If the sawgod exists, then I guess the sawgod hates me. Die to teamsaws e'rryday.

 

Saws are the most powerful weapon because all of them contain some of SAWGOD's power

 

SAWGOD frowns on your cynical kind. SAWGOD despises all that get killed in the saw. Players are special because they can survive OR die. Bison are also under SAWGODs love, but zombies are abhorrent.

 

I dedicated an entire day to saw combat once. 93 deaths seemed like a small price to pay for the eventual slaying of the flag carrier by chucking a saw at him from high above and gibbing him instantly.

 

'Tis days like these, that I appreciate that swords break saws... Sawgod be damned, those things feel amazing to break into pieces.

 

Boulders can be broken with the very swords that can break saws. Boulders are useless unless picked up and moved, saws fend for themselves. I will now read a passage from the Unshredded Texts:

And on the third day, SAWGOD spoketh:
-Miscellaneous shredding sounds-
And with that, he created the bushes, the dirt, and the trampolines.

Only one person put a legitimate miracle...

Edit: And SAWGOD is spelled with all caps.

 

Saws are pretty much the best thing ever for bomb jumping, instant explosions.

 

SAWGOD wants to hear miracles!
I love the love for SAWGOD but please throw in a miracle?

 

Miracle, a saw got 1 kill before it was destroyed. #BoulderMasterRace

 

SAWGOD, SLAYER OF MANY A REKLESS KNIGHT

 

What about the forests? SAWGOD is not eco.

 

Forests only hide the beautiful complexion of SAWGOD. Forests are an enemy that degins SAWGOD to a simple tool, when the saw is a powerful wreapon

 

So... "SAWGOD" destroys trees to show his beauty and supost "power" to the world?
Continue that way and there will be no world! We must stop him! Think green! :)





(sarcasm)

 

Blood for the blood god?

No seriously, what's up with this whole "sawgod" stuff that's been going around recently?

 

easy to use? check
works vs every pleb? check
works vs competent players too? check

well saws are basically BFG of kag

 

It's like Talos, but for idiots

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