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Sawgods' Miracles

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Veth, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Veth

    Veth Catapult Fodder

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    I don't want to hear about awesome moments, I want to hear about moments where saws saved the day. SAWGOD is the grand being, who created the saw. I want to hear his miracles. Ex.

    "I was building a little base for use later, when a giant balloon with a guy on it rains down and smooshes me. I respawn, and see a familiar balloon fly around me. I start chopping down a tree.(I put a block on both sides of the tree and a saw right at the stump) The balloon, not seeing my setup, slams down and breaks both blocks of stone, then falls into the sawmill, rider and all. On that day, I finally acknowledged SAWGOD."

    If this is the wrong sub forum please move it. I am sorry if this is the case.
     
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  2. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Trampoline spirits or bust, heathen.
     
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  3. If the sawgod exists, then I guess the sawgod hates me. Die to teamsaws e'rryday.
     
  4. MarktheStapler

    MarktheStapler Catapult Fodder
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    Saws are the most powerful weapon because all of them contain some of SAWGOD's power
     
  5. Veth

    Veth Catapult Fodder

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    SAWGOD frowns on your cynical kind. SAWGOD despises all that get killed in the saw. Players are special because they can survive OR die. Bison are also under SAWGODs love, but zombies are abhorrent.
     
  6. Jack_D

    Jack_D Shark Slayer

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    I dedicated an entire day to saw combat once. 93 deaths seemed like a small price to pay for the eventual slaying of the flag carrier by chucking a saw at him from high above and gibbing him instantly. :B):
     
  7. 101i

    101i Haxor Forum Moderator Tester

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    SAWGOD ain't got shit on @Darksteel, the boulder king.
     
  8. Darksteel

    Darksteel The see me Boulderin', they hatin'. Donator
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    'Tis days like these, that I appreciate that swords break saws... Sawgod be damned, those things feel amazing to break into pieces.
     
  9. Veth

    Veth Catapult Fodder

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    Boulders can be broken with the very swords that can break saws. Boulders are useless unless picked up and moved, saws fend for themselves. I will now read a passage from the Unshredded Texts:

    And on the third day, SAWGOD spoketh:
    -Miscellaneous shredding sounds-
    And with that, he created the bushes, the dirt, and the trampolines.

    Only one person put a legitimate miracle...

    Edit: And SAWGOD is spelled with all caps.
     
  10. Boea

    Boea Such Beta

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    Saws are pretty much the best thing ever for bomb jumping, instant explosions.
     
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  11. Veth

    Veth Catapult Fodder

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    SAWGOD wants to hear miracles!
    I love the love for SAWGOD but please throw in a miracle?
     
  12. Darksteel

    Darksteel The see me Boulderin', they hatin'. Donator
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    Miracle, a saw got 1 kill before it was destroyed. #BoulderMasterRace
     
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  13. MarktheStapler

    MarktheStapler Catapult Fodder
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    SAWGOD, SLAYER OF MANY A REKLESS KNIGHT
     
  14. Guitrz

    Guitrz Arsonist

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    What about the forests? SAWGOD is not eco.
     
  15. MarktheStapler

    MarktheStapler Catapult Fodder
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    Forests only hide the beautiful complexion of SAWGOD. Forests are an enemy that degins SAWGOD to a simple tool, when the saw is a powerful wreapon
     
  16. Guitrz

    Guitrz Arsonist

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    So... "SAWGOD" destroys trees to show his beauty and supost "power" to the world?
    Continue that way and there will be no world! We must stop him! Think green! :)





    (sarcasm)
     
  17. Galen

    Galen Haxor Staff Alumni Donator

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    Blood for the blood god?

    No seriously, what's up with this whole "sawgod" stuff that's been going around recently?
     
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  18. easy to use? check
    works vs every pleb? check
    works vs competent players too? check

    well saws are basically BFG of kag
     
  19. Guitrz

    Guitrz Arsonist

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    It's like Talos, but for idiots
    --- Double Post Merged, Apr 4, 2014 ---
    Praise Talos