Vending Machine

(Iv'e done this one before :D)
The machine refuses to accept the imposter, and shoots the vending machine out, killing you.

I put in a quarter of a quarter.

 

you get whole quarter.

i put in geti.

 

You get a half naked Australian.

I put in life.

 

you get to watch Pluto Mash.

I insert a dead body.

 

you get jail time.

i put in yo mama.

 

yo father comes out

I put in a frog. c:

 

A toad comes out
I put in a Dragon

 

A Furby comes out (If you don't know what a Furby is, google it.)

I put in a sample of Chuck Norris's DNA.

 

you get chuck norris goo
i put in a tank

 

You get a homonym.
I put in muttonchops.

 

you get shit :/
i put in ISIS

 

You get an apron moose.
I put in a half-assed post.

 

You get a chess game.
I put in my toe-nail gunk.

 

you get my moms personality
i put in some coins

 

You get delicousness
I put in a quarter

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You get Gears and Feathers
I put in a Clock

 

you get time
i put in a baby

 

You get an old man
I put in myself