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The Ten Commandments of KAG

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by NinjaCell, May 26, 2014.

  1. NinjaCell

    NinjaCell Haxor

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    Behold, I have written a new KAG guide.
    In this guide I will outline the best ways in which to act to make the game as enjoyable as possible for others.

    "You shall have no other game before me."

    This isn't minecraft. Play KAG like it should be played, and aim for the objective of whatever mode you are playing.

    "You shall not make for yourself a carved image"


    Do not waste precious resources to make some unnecessary add-on to the tower, no matter how cool you think it is.

    "You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain" (excessively)

    Don't overdo the swearing, especially when talking to admins if you are under suspicion for something.
    They will have no mercy.

    "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy."


    Take occasional breaks from KAG and remember to eat/drink/breathe. As fun as it is, KAG may kill you.

    "Honour your oldfag and devteam"

    Respect the decisions of the developers and try to understand their reasoning. There are probably players with more experience than you, so try not to act as if you know everything. (Unless you do, in which case, carry on.)

    "You shall not murder"

    Killing players on your own team is never a good idea. Be careful of saw placement as well as other traps.

    "You shall not commit adultery"


    You are 12. You did not have sexual intercourse with anyone's mother.
    -Playernameremoved- is exempt from said rule for unexplained reasons. He asked me not to talk about it.

    "You shall not steal."

    If an object obviously belongs to a player, do not take it. This only really applies in the base. On the battlefield, everything is fair game. If someone buys an item and leaves it due to a full inventory, hand it back to them. Chances are they won't have realised, and will think you are giving them free stuff.

    "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour"


    Do not kick people for no reason. Make sure that it was definitely said player who griefed. Don't vote on this without being sure yourself. If an admin or royal guard is there, tell them first before you decide to kick.

    "You shall not covet your neighbours house"


    If you see the opposite team has a far better front-line tower and the match is heading towards a stalemate, don't just switch teams so that you win. If you wish you had a better tower, build one. Don't rely on others' hard work so that you can feel good about beating someone. If you switch last second you still lost. You just aren't man enough to take it.
     
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  2. -Crimson-

    -Crimson- Haxor

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    I'm offensive and I find this religious.
     
  3. CaptianSlyfox

    CaptianSlyfox Arsonist

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    Best Commandments Ever :D almost better then the real 10 commandments
     
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  4. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

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    Dat necro. >_>

    Next time, consider looking at the date on the last post and ask yourself "will my post really add to the thread that much?" :huh?:
     
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  5. CaptianSlyfox

    CaptianSlyfox Arsonist

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    lol sorry xD i was just scrolling through and this caught my eye
     
  6. Conquerer

    Conquerer Shark Slayer

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    to be added:
    "Every second moon you shall sacrifice an archer to Conquerer, the greatest speller of them all."
     
  7. Fernegulus

    Fernegulus Bison Rider

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    I once switched team (NOT causing unbalance tho) just to burn that shitty wood tower my team made am I going to KAG hell?
     
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  8. franek123

    franek123 The architect of the royal castle. Donator Tester

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    @Medieval @RadioActive :rekt:
     
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  9. This made me slightly happier :thumbs_up:

    :r_flex:25252525:flex:
     
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  10. Harold7

    Harold7 Arsonist

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  11. startselect3

    startselect3 Arsonist

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  12. ieatpieandlikepie

    ieatpieandlikepie Drill Rusher

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    YOU SHALL ALL PLAY CLASSIC

    nother' rule that shall be
     
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  13. CaptianSlyfox

    CaptianSlyfox Arsonist

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    Agree!
     
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  14. ieatpieandlikepie

    ieatpieandlikepie Drill Rusher

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    Amen
     
  15. Yagger

    Yagger Kouji's bitch 5eva Staff Alumni Tester
    1. SharSharShar - [SHARK]

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    ftfy
     
  16. ieatpieandlikepie

    ieatpieandlikepie Drill Rusher

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    "You shall drown and feast on thy body of the wearer of Shark heads, the Dissenter Arcrave"


    ftfy
     
  17. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]

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    Heretic, my penis tower shall cover the sun!
     
  18. NinjaCell

    NinjaCell Haxor

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    Then we will fight in the shade!
     
  19. Ozminer

    Ozminer Bison Rider

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    Im 10 and i fucked your mum twice so........
     
  20. RogueCupcake

    RogueCupcake Haxor Official Server Admin

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    Made me laugh....