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Guro's Christmas Giveaway HOHOHUE

Discussion in 'Old Events/Giveaways/Contests' started by Guro, Nov 21, 2014.

  1. Guro

    Guro SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

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    Strap in. Buckle up. Don your santa-claws hat and grab your egg-nog. Guro here coming at you at mach 10 with another giveaway, this time for Christmas. Bring your truck and bring your trailer, you're gonna need them.

    I currently have in my possession a little over 85 premium codes to give away for the month of december, in addition to a whole bunch of other game codes provided by @Furai. Aside from KAG, games on offer include:
    • Awesomnauts
    • Metro 2033
    • Monaco
    • Teleglitch
    • Risk of Rain
    • Shank 2
    • Super Hexagon
    • Insurgency
    Post in this thread for your chance to win a KAG code or one of these bad boys. If you don't I'm going to have to give them out on the street, and the streets are really hot here in Australia right now so pls. If the giveaway ends before I get rid of all the KAG codes then I will save them for another special occasion.

    One lucky person will be selected to win a steam game of their choice too.

    The rules for the giveaway are the same as my halloween giveaway. If you weren't here for that then please check this spoiler:

    Hey lads and lasses. Guro here bringing you another giveaway for Halloween and the month of October. I'll be giving away one premium code per day for the month of October, and several for the day of Halloween.

    To acquire a daily code simply post something in the thread. Post a song you like, a map you made, an interesting fact, random comment or just anything you find worthwhile. Post as many times as you'd like (within reason). As long as your post doesn't consist entirely of something like "pls gib code gyro" you're in the draw to win. If I don't get back to you immediately with the code then wait a few days. I have stuff on this month.

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    A word of warning:

    If I find out that you are using multiple accounts to try and receive more than one code (and I will find out) you will receive nothing except public shaming. Not only are multiple accounts against the RULES, but you're just being a dick really.
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    If you have any questions for me or you just want to chat then you can PM me, post on my profile or talk in real time on the IRC. I'm interested in loads of stuff and always down for a chat, so don't be shy.
    A slight change: codes will be selected via an RNG program to ensure that there is no personal bias whatsoever.
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    This giveaway kicks off now I guess, but more codes will be given away in December. This giveaway will run until the new year. The codes will only work via kag2d.com and not on steam so please redeem them there. Be sure to read the spoiler if you're unfamiliar with the rules. If I am away during the month of Dec then I will likely be hanging out with friends and family so do not fret, I will return ASAP.

    Spread the Christmas cheer by gifting one of your friends a nice shiny copy of premium KAG for them to enjoy.

    WINNERS:


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    Wishing you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year

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    Much love,

    Guro
     
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2014
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  2. jokeman8454

    jokeman8454 Haxor

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    Woodpecker scalps, porpoise teeth, and giraffe tails have all been used as money..... Nice
     
  3. LordRedcloak

    LordRedcloak Base Burner

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    The Romans used to clean their teeth with urine, damn.
     
  4. toffie0

    toffie0 is sweeter than you <3 Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester

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    Though of Christmas and somehowremembered this song sung by an delusional snowman about summer:

    Bees will buzz,
    Kids will blow dandelion fuzz
    And I’ll be doing whatever snow does in summer
    A drink in my hand,
    My snow up against the burning sand
    Prob'ly getting gorgeously tanned in summer

    I’ll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm
    And find out what happens to solid water when it gets warm

    And I can’t wait to see
    What my buddies all think of me
    Just imagine how much cooler I’ll be in summer

    Dah-dah, da-doo, a-bah-bah-bah bah-bah-boo

    The hot and the cold are both so intense,
    Put 'em together, it just makes sense!

    Rrr-raht da-daht dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah dah dah doo

    Winter’s a good time to stay in and cuddle,
    But put me in summer and I’ll be a...happy snowman!

    When life gets rough, I like to hold on to my dream
    Of relaxing in the summer sun, just lettin’ off steam

    Oh, the sky will be blue,
    And you guys will be there too
    When I finally do what frozen things do in summer!




    Memorized this in English... Somehow the teacher didn't notice me and my friend on a diff page and repeating lines.
     
  5. SlayerSean

    SlayerSean FYI: it's pronounced "seen"

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    Please @toffie0 ...Let it go. Unless you can't hold it back anymore? SlayerSean best jokes
     
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  6. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

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    pls gib code gyro

    {edit}
    Seriously though, great fantastic to see your insane generosity getting the better of you again, my friend. Not actually angling for a code, but I after seeing Toff's contribution I thought I'd offer something I memorised this last month:

    Sonnet #5

    Those hours, that with gentle work did frame
    The lovely gaze where every eye doth dwell,
    Will play the tyrants to the very same
    And that unfair which fairly doth excel;
    For never-resting time leads summer on
    To hidious winter, and confounds him there;
    Sap checked with frost, and lusty leaves quite gone,
    Beauty o'er-snowed and bareness every where:
    Then were not summer's distillation left,
    A liquid prisoner pent in walls of glass,
    Beauty's effect with beauty were bereft,
    Nor it, nor no rememberance what it was:
    But flowers distilled, though they with winter meet,
    Leese but their show; their substance still lives sweet.

    :heart:
     
  7. dayleaf

    dayleaf Haxor
    1. The Thieves Guild

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    Dude, omg... from where do you get all those codes, are you santa? ;-;
    (awesomenauts plox)
    "the ancient Romans, when they had to say the truth, instead of swearing with the hand above a bible, they grabbed their testicles with the right hand, bassically, that is the reason because the word "TESTIficate" exists" lol.
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 21, 2014, Original Post Date: Nov 21, 2014 ---
    (EDIT: Or maybe Testificate comes from Testimony)
     
  8. JoshTG

    JoshTG Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    On the topic of ancient Romans, out of the first 15 emperors 14 of them were bisexual
     
  9. Fate

    Fate Studying seashells

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    Do you accept cheese-covered bread as bribes?
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Asu

    Asu THD Team THD Team Forum Moderator

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    Well, he'll need to look at this fast, or I'll eat it. Or even bisexual emperors will do.
     
  11. Shadowor

    Shadowor Shark Slayer

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    Guro the Generous had copies in his pocket
    Everyone started posting for the winning ticket.
    Facts and funny videos, songs like these
    Rhyming for me was never such an ease.

    Christmas is coming, we are looking for a gift
    Clans too get together, such as NMS and MIST
    People are happy, they are playing K.A.G.
    The one who made it possible? It was G.G.

    But wait, other games are given away too
    This time we get more stuff to play, woohoo!
    Me and the community are grateful to you
    By your actions this game has certainly grew...

    -Wishing a good luck to everyone, Shadowor
     
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  12. Sirpixelot

    Sirpixelot Base Burner
    1. Aphelion's Roleplay

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    All my want. :O
    -Grabby hands-
     
  13. mcrifel

    mcrifel Haxor Staff Alumni Tester
    1. MIST

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    Did you hear it? Santa Guro is coming to town!
    Get your cookies and milk ready because he is bringing in tons of fun!
    So i'd better run!
    Ever wanted the game KAG for a friend?
    Now you can so there is time to be spend!
    In this time of the year, we must make every second count!
    And go play on your account!




    Guro deserves some :heart: from everyone because what he is doing is just simply amazing!
     
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  14. Furai

    Furai THD Team THD Team Administrator

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    I hope you'll like the games I've given.
     
  15. Asu

    Asu THD Team THD Team Forum Moderator

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Romans didn't actually vomit to make place for more food. Vomitorium was a corridor that led out of a circus.
     
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  17. ThE_HeRo

    ThE_HeRo Bison Rider

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    :D Yey another giveaway!
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 21, 2014, Original Post Date: Nov 21, 2014 ---
    I wanna code 4 mah frien so they can play! I'll have them post in a few days, next time I see 'er.
     
  18. kittycity

    kittycity Haxor

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    A Haiku for Guro!
    Guro is Wumbo ~
    He makes me go colombo ~
    He makes me explode ~

    Merry Christmas!
    ~~ I did not photoshop that image above ~~
     
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  19. I could do with a code, someone go out and win me one?pls.
     
  20. SlayerSean

    SlayerSean FYI: it's pronounced "seen"

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    I forgot to say my sincere thanks to you both in my last post :QQ: I feel bad now...

    P.S. Awesomenauts does look pre' good, must admit