Guro's Christmas Giveaway HOHOHUE

I'm not english so i will try

Its raining the white in black.
The darkness of the night
The fire will not die

But on my heart something keep me cold
Probably because you are not here
So i will try to keep you in my mind
And you will never be forget

Is there is somewhere you can hide
from the demons of the night
Is probably where i love so come
In my heart is your home

I can feel when you are here
I can feel when you are protected
I can feel when you are happy
Because on my heart you can't be sadly

Oh, hello back
I can feel the fire again by you
I'm living back
Because i can't live whitout you

 

Yes.

 

I love what you are doing with these giveaways! I would love to have a code to give to my best friend who recently got a new computer and I think he would love playing builder. Meanwhile, here's something to jam to!

 

Omg more giveaways, thanks Guro put me in the running pls.
For some reason this thread has more facts on Romans than on Christmas, we should make it a Saturnalia thread since Saturnalia was a Roman holiday that Christmas took over.
Except that Saturnalia was basically a party where everyone was lawless and then they murdered a random citizen on the 25th so let's not celebrate christmas like that.

 

Really wanting Awesomenauts or Risk of Rain. I'll watch every Jet Li movie with ya if that's what it takes!

 

This guy can rap.... and he even says christmas :)



This guy.... really can't.

 

I have a fact:
Hitler was an ice/meth abuser
He used ice as a way to gain power because it reduced fagitue, strengthened anger, and deeminished empathy....
He had it injected or given as pills to himself and his soldiers
He was such a freak

 

some punk

 

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
3. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
4. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood
5. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian Pharoahs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
6. A snail’s reproductive organs are in it’s head.
7. An adult giraffe's kick is so powerful it can decapitate a lion.
8. There are more rats in New York City than people

Some random facts I used for a project.

Merry Christmas Everyone (even though its a while till XMAS)

 

lube up guro

 

Song time!:

Spoiler

animals that want to steal:

Spoiler

all credit goes to Over the Garden Wall, a wonderful show.

(also Monaco plox)

 

Hello! This is a joke. And it is funny. It is so funny that you actually are bothering to read more. It is so funny that you will laugh you beard of. You know what? It is funny. How funny, you might ask. So funny that you will start crying. The joke is almost here. almost. Wait for it... Wait for it... Generating joke.. 98%. Are you ready? Ah damn! I forgot it. Butt luckily i know another joke. Do you want to hear it? I know you want. This one is even better then the first one. The first one is just crap compared to this one. This one, if said in an populated area would make an earthquake because of all the lauging. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Ha ha ha. Omg roflmao. LOL! heøæio hø he he hi ho.. That was funny. Can't breath. So funny that i gonna get a heartattack. Hou hi he ha ha ha ha! Isn't this nice? Just you and me, laughing together to my awesome and funny joke. This is the best. I haven't shared a laugh like this since the last time i telled this joke. And that was a long time ago. In an galaxy far far away. Ha ha. Just kidding. I don't live in Star Wars. But it had been awesome though. And btw. i got reffered by #MCrifelMIST

 

Hodor, hodor.

edit: I just realised how unfair life is for Hodor when it comes to Guro's Giveaways.
1 like = 1 hodor

 

sudo give me a code

 

*crafting something*
Well here it is:
1x
Something

 

damn it, all have great ideas except me... thats why i deserve the "Awesomenauts" code
no?
aww

(fun fact, downloaded steam [again] only in case i get the code :D make it worth plox)

 

Full begging mode in 3...

 

When in doubt pull it out

Oh yeah and none of this punk shite @Canadian98 #Banter
In Trap We Trust:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raFB4kQms_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JV4uBM9co8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeDhroQopMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eAhuU10z_0

 

your moms a trap LOL

 

If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth
Banter