The Haiku of KAG (general KAG poetry thread)

Honestly, I tried to find a poetry thread before I made that, but I didn't. So that post was actually supposed to be a new thread. However, I thank the forum moderator (or whoever did it) that took it and added it to this thread.

Regards,
Syto

 

I don't know you; see
but maybe friends we can be
making me happy

 

Grappled up tower,
Builder jumps upon my head,
Spend five seconds to get him off:

AND THEN I AM DEAD.

(ﾉಥДಥ)ﾉ︵┻━┻･/​

 

I am bst
I am bsterer
I am bstererer

 

I once bought a bomb.
I then tried to do the jump.
Splatters everywhere.

 

KAG consumes me.
I play it everyday, all day.
Now I have no life.

 

We've built this castle!
It leads us to victory!
It's our pride and joy!

 

Or so you may think,
But a kegger now comes near,
The castle is cleared.

Kegs are just too strong,
But bomb arrows are just wrong,
Spam them- flag room gone. -_-

 

STOP OPENING OLD THREADS GUYS THIS WAS FROM 2013 GOD

--- Double Post Merged, Nov 9, 2014, Original Post Date: Nov 9, 2014 ---

You guys are so dumb
Why opening this old thread?
2013

 

As Weird as it is,
This thread is interesting!
Age does not matter.

 

I made a new thread,
A brand new poetry thread,
A mod moved it here.

--- Double Post Merged, Nov 25, 2014, Original Post Date: Nov 9, 2014 ---

He's as cool as flames,
And as smooth as sandpaper,
Watch out for Syto.

 

The warrior faces a battle
With weapons such
Arrows, shield, sword, axe, spikes

 

This is a story, a story of two brothers
They wanted gold, they wanted glory
But they never shared
And They never fighted

Somes Unlucky knighs and warriors
Who gived they honor
They go to the battle
Fighting they brothers

On that battle. Me
The little knight
Was in the middle
The middle of chaos

Only blood only corps
What ? Who ? Where to go ?
He come, he stealed me
Stealed me from death

For a fight everyone wanted
For a fight for the glory
For a fight for the victory

On the heart of the storm
Dacing whis our sword
Eatch attack was a stab
A stab on the heart

On a short moment
He was near my ear
Speaking somes words
They never hear

The last hit come
Faster As the glory
Faster as the victory

They all yelled
They all thinked
I get the glory
I get the victory

But i lost something
Something in the fight
Someone in the gold
Someone in the storm

I walked to my enemis
Putted his corps in a hole
Putted a stone and come the words

When you will walk
When you will watch
When you will read
That words i made

"I will never forget you, my brother"
​

 

Oh Poetry, Oh Poetry,
why art thou just so cruel to me
Oh Poetry, Oh Poetry,
i tooketh an arrow to the knee.


This belongest into the section of misc
saveth thy poem on a floppy disc?
(i think)​

 

You make me cry.
You always make me die, why.
Why @sangfroid why.

 

KAG Beta opens
It is shit
Classic forever