Vending Machine

You get a child

I put in a child.

 

You get a lifetime of disappointments.

I put in a Taco Truck

 

you get tacos
i put in a banana

 

This is what you get. v


I put in a cupcake.

 

you get a cake the size of a cup
i put in a pixel

 

You get lots of pixels.

I put a steam engine.

 

you get a steam game

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i put in the number 16

 

You get 77

I put in 69

 

you get sex

i put in weed

 

You get Snoop Dog

I put in a dildo

 

you get this play doh toy

Spoiler

i put in a tongue

 

you get a mouth.

I put in a cow.