What Are Your Amusing KAG Pet Peeves?

Bad day?

 

Yea man. Has to be a bad day because i was able to imagine an alternate world of complete bullshit filled with people who tried to place the blame on me. I probably should be getting mental help instead of creating these masochist fantasy worlds. I mean could you imagine the type of person who could go through this crap on the daily and still hang around? The guy would have to be dead inside.

 

the only thing dead inside that i can think of is a zombie...wait a minute
*x-files music plays*

 

-Broken animations where people look like they are shielding then double slash me

 

Hey man don't feel bad, to give you credit your ideas have always been incredibly creative, much more creative than I could ever be. You generally just don't think them through a lot (Not saying you don't put effort into them or anything, saying that you don't think about every aspect). Like you'll say "Hey let's do this for arrows! It'll buff the archer and it'll be fun!" but it could imbalance classes or something.

At least I love seeing your suggestions even if they can be wrong at times, they're fun to see and read.

Oh right, on-topic. I hate it when bombs are inconsistent and weird. For some reason if I jump with a bomb then throw it down right as it explodes I don't go nearly as far as if I just put the bomb on the ground, wait, and then jump on it as it explodes. But sometimes I go super far when bomb jumping in the air and other times I barely go 5 feet, bugs the hell out of me.

 

When building phase is over and enemy builders rush across the map right to your doorstep and start spamming stone blocks everywhere and break whatever they can

 

How did none of you mention these?
- Enemy knight slashing through your shield somehow.. black magic maybe?
- You're about to kill your enemy, after a long tiring honourable fight, when a wild arrow appears from the nowhere just to hit you in the butt and you're dead ._.

 

-when people try to steal your bomb jump.
-when people pick up your mine that you threw on the battlefield so that they can get the kill.
-people who waste catapult or ballista ammo while there is nothing to shoot.
-encountering a player that is better than me.(happens very rarely because I am so good )

 

Water _____. Fill the blank and it probably annoys me

 

teleporting slashknights.
invicible arrows
arrows that hit you even if its 2blocks away from you. duo to lag
builders with somuch lag that its hard to hit them, so they just run to your base and block every entrance
No animations.
bomb arrows that do zero damage to stonewalls.
animation and sound doesnt sync. when some knights slash.
using firearrows on wood, but it wont lit, because its allie made.
Not often seen but archers that stun others for 10 sec with waterarrow spam.
knight combat Eu vs US random at best. duo to lag.

 

Water ban? kk

 

Water has been removed from the game?

 

Try hards

 

RIP me

Mine is the existence of ladders in any application apart from "quickly" scaling a enemy wall. The slow movement on them is the bane of my existence

 

- Maps that look like they were made for boats, but were actually not because the water is too shallow and not long enough. It's a big tease! You're like "ooh, I can actually fit a warboat in this water", when the reality is that the opposing shore across the water wasn't as far as you thought. The end result? That expensive warboat you just bought is dead-center in all of the action, shallow parts can't be used from leaping people.

Arrow ladders? I almost never remember that that's a thing!

 

umm how did u forget dmg thru walls?
bomb arrows bouncing into the sky from enemy,
bombs appearing out of nowhere,
bombs animation bugging,
netormozi_snekersi
and Maltager.
that too

 

for real though, just bomb jumping + lag spikes = rage

 

i got a bunch more :
Arrows that don't stun,
arrows that dont do dmg,
when u bomb jump the explosion doesnt give a boosted jump,
ppl using red squares on mine texture,
shortsword that doesnt do dmg,
getting killed while holding with above your head.
Arrow physics.