14 fresh ideas on how to save King Arthurs Gold

1.Have Geti sign a blood pact with Beelzebub, ensuring constant growth for KAG, in return offering the immortal souls of all of Getis future offspring. Then get a vasectomy and adopt a couple of kids.

2.Find out who is going to be on the Joe Rogan podcast, intercept them on the day they are supposed to arrive, and have Geti go instead, pretending to be the intercepted person. Steer the conversation towards video games, and as soon as Joe finishes talking about Quake, start talking about how great KAG is.

3.Land Asu a supporting role in a new TV series that is bound to become huge. As soon as Asu reaches stardom, have him bring up KAG in interviews.

4.Promise to pay a large sum of money to a highly popular Twitch streamer to stream KAG, when he finishes, accuse him of being a pedophile, and refuse to pay him the money on moral grounds.

5.Make sexy cosplay of a KAG archer with a huge ass/cleavage, post to r/gaming on reddit, watch the post hit front page.

6.Add a hyper-sexualized NPC character in KAG, so much so that even Anita Sarkeesian can't resist talking about it, giving us free publicity.

7.Create a charity with the goal to provide poverty stricken youth with video games in an effort to curb drug use, underage sex and violence, give them only THD made games.

8.Go to the library and hide steam-keys to KAG in various ''youth mystery books with a video game theme'', increasing player count as they become curious.

9.Place flash drives with KAG steam keys in the restrooms at Nine Inch Nails concerts, being sure to throw in some weird, boopy/droney audio samples. They will think its an alternate reality game, and play the game to find some NIN related secrets.

10.Offer drug pushers your house as a dealing-area in exchange for them pushing KAG on potential clients as well. Marijuana combines well with KAG, so this is a great synergy.

11.Have Geti say the N-word somewhere, and create an outrage mob that will generate a large amount of publicity.

12.Successfully pitch a new program to a major TV network - essentially Hell's Kitchen, except it would be Hell's Video Game Studio, starring Gabe Newell. Have an episode on THD, where we see Geti arguing with MM about something where MM turns out to be right, have Asu be disappointed by not being paid what he deserves, have a user complain about racism - in the end showing footage of how Gabe made Geti ban all the racists and fix all the bugs, and now the game is filled with love, sunshine and happiness.

13.Accuse Geti of running a massive drug empire, which would make world-wide news, making frequent mentions of KAG and giving a lot of publicity, until revealing that the accusations were completely false, and that Geti has actually been donating 50% profits to orphanages/cute puppy rescue operations.

14.Write a heartfelt letter to PewDiePie, containing all our signatures from Discord, kindly asking him to make a short stream of KAG as an effort to save one of our favourite communities. Add pictures us looking sad, maybe some puppies.

 

You had me at blood pact.

 

Meanwhile, i'm already trading body for a promise to play KAG.

 

I mean, kag has been around for over half a decade now. Nothing anyone does can revive it. It's been in the final stage of the product lifestyle for a few years now. It was introduced, then it grew, peaked a few years back, and now it's declining more each day. I log in sometimes to not a single player on any server. imo, you only need 1 "fresh" idea on how to save kag. You uninstall the game and hope devs either completely revamp the game from scratch or hope they make a new game entirely. Any other methods of attracting new players at this point would require far more energy with regards to marketing and advertising than simply developing something new. And no, making a ton of "mods" that people play for all of two days doesn't count as something new. (@AllModders)

 

15. Accept that this game will eventually die out