Quotes from Testing Day 1

Way to spoil the illusion... .

 

Best part of the conversation... HOW DARE YOU NOT TRY THE KEGS FIRST,TREACHERY,BLASPHEMY!

<Rayne> try kegs neat​

<Contrary> damn i havent even tried kegs yet​

 

Im sorry to inform you all that Neat is no longer with us due to poor explosive handling practices. Let us all bow our heads in a moment of silence. Rayne is being taken out back and beaten as we speak for instigating this tragic misfortune.

 

Well,on the bright side he had the honor of blowing himself up with an high quality explosive keg instead of a cheap bomb.
(Can i have Neats arm,or Raynes ?)

 

What do you mean i'm no longer with you?

I'm a zombie now!

 

I hope that doesn't prevent me from getting your arm as a souvenir.
And do you still get to handle kegs as zombie?will turn into a real zombie when we get the update
Buying this game is a better deal then buying a pan from a shady door to door merchant...

 

I think your link is broken? Just takes me to the mobile youtube page.

 

I do agree with xxpabloxx, the premuim members payed for the zombies to be made. so i think they should put all of them on a gold server until the release this next update this week. Just to give us something to do ;P

 

Id rather wait for a non buggy release and try to find all the stuff.Not even gonna read changelog.

 

Zombies are for premium only anyways so...that would be redundant.

 

I thought I made that clear before. -sighs-

 

Something tells me that this is gonna be one of the best KAG updates I have ever seen.


Too bad I'm horrible at swordfighting, and almost always die.

 

Is there gonna be a "Quotes from testing day 2"?

 

By "something" do you mean every KAG dev and tester :P

 

So... I heard a rumor that this update... will have zombies in it.
I don't think it's true though. X3
Anyway, I think the majority of us are agreed premium players testing the test build is a paradox, and would therefore cause the universe to collapse.
*twiddles thumbs*
so... I'm going to tell myself over and over again that this build will be terrible, just so I'll be more blown away when it arrives! XD

 

Will you message me every hour thats it terrible also? I want my mind to melt when I see it!

 

Being good at archer is important, too!


My jelly for the testers has reached max capacity. I am a saaaaddddd pannnnddaaa...

 

Honestly, the reason we aren't playing it right now is most of the community's fault. I remember saying something along the lines of bashing the devs during the last test build would have negative repercussions. I don't blame them for being hesitant to release, because if there are any flaws with it, most of you will eat them alive like the zombies you so desire

Also, I just watched the new episode of The Walking Dead and it's got me craving zombie action now, so releasing zombies after that was some pretty unintentional genius marketing strategy.