Poetry Contest

Hello everyone! So today I felt like giving out a premium account but I wasn't sure who to give it to... So I decided to think of some fun ways to dish it out. I want to see what the KAG community has for poetry skills. HERE ARE THE RULES!

Judges
Clazy
Kouji
Shadlington
Findude (Possibly)
Should not be anymore.

POST ALL ENTRIES HERE! If you post it else where, it doesn't count.

WINNER GETS A PREMIUM GIFT CODE!

Requirements
Must have 16 bars/lines. If you don't understand google it.

Rules
1) YOU MUST BE ORIGINAL! Copy and I'll auto disqualify.
2) It has to be about KAG! Keep it about Kag please...
3) No cursing/slandering other players/hate words/etc/etc you understand and get the picture. Can't have any vulgar words! Doesn't matter language.
4) It has to rhyme.
5) Be creative.

Good luck to all! This competition starts now! (March 1, 2012 - Thursday)
This competition ends. Thursday - March 8, 2012 @ 11:59 P.M.

Winner will be announced: Saturday - March 10, 2012

All people entering the contest will be gathered in a conversation.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL Everyone can join. Doesn't hurt to try.

 

Really, no vulgar language? You should hear yourself in mumble.

 

I can't believe you did this. I thought you were just joking around in mumble. ^-^

 

Yeah, none at all.

 

[7:37:12 PM] (Channel) Clazy: WINNER ALSO HAS TO POST YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THEIR POETRY PIECE! YOU MUST RECITE IT!


Clazy said it, it's required.

Kidding. ^-^

 

Normal, a poem don't have vulgar language. The mumble don't have rapport here.

 

true...

 

I read the post then before i saw the end I was like oh... HAHA

 

Well that's pretty gewd for not a entry. ^-^

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you bomb jump my wall one more time
I'll have to ban you.

 

First, Play this beat as you read the poem.


His name was clazy stared past them pixels vision getting hazy
they call it the calm before storm,
little do they know this was the last as late night turned to morn.
blues advanced as he raised his bow steady
he's trained well, his arrow was sure as hell ready
his heart pumped as the adrenaline flowed
the winner of this c.t.f was already sewed
blood in his mouth he turned in spit
rejoicing that these textures where 64-bit
it was the crazy the life he was livin
it was sad that noburu's sword wasn't forgiving.
clazy had fell zero respawns
his last sight was seeing that sword withdrawn
reds falling down left and right, slaughter
what noburu didn't know is that clazy has a daughter
and it was geti, surprise
that's what's told, what was saw
the kingdom of the reds, now comes to a draw.

 

There was once King Arthur's gold,
a game which was quite undersold,
Wild Bison roamed,
While builders were domed,
And the how the griefers were quite uncontrolled!

Unless, there appeared, A guard,
A defender quite avante garde,
They banned griefers with a kick,
Acquiring many goldbrick,
Without being even marred!

I shall tell you the tale of a particular knight,
A knight who was a master of flight,
He could light his fuse,
And without any confuse,
He could soar above a dangerous fight.

This knight guarded many a server,
In all of which he was considered the preserver,
He bashed many builder,
All of which were bewildered,
And he did this without any fervor!

He had a single mortal foe,
And so he took out his bow,
He climbed so high,
While yelling "BONSAI!"
And fired his only arrow.

This enemy was hit,
A shot so legit,
The victim then raged,
There was a rampage,
The Nitwit proceeded to quit!

Now this is the end of my tale,
But please do not wail,
The Guard gained fame,
Was the hero of the game,
And proceeded to get many a tail!

 

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~ THE EPIC OF ACTION! ~ ​

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Across the land, not long ago,​

A knight skipped round', both to and fro.​

In his gauntlet, he grasped a blade,​

No single Red, would live that day.​

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Off heads he bounced, as blood was shed,​

All around him, men were dead.​

His shield was thick, his sword was long,​

Blood soaked the lands of Jaedong.​

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But as he 'bagged, and smiled with glee,​

An injured archer, climbed a tree.​

His bow was drawn, an arrow strung,​

The pixeled tip, pierced Knight's lung!​

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But still he stood, mutant was he,​

Not one heart beat, but rather three!​

As you may know, in Kay Ay Gee,​

One heart you lost, one heart gained me.​

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Charge did the knight, shaking the trunk,​

With his mighty sword he slayed 'dat punk!​

The archer squeeled, an awful cry,​

As the knight t-bagged his eye.​

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The battle rolled, both teams in pain,​

But the victor, was rather plain.​

Not Red nor Blue, the winner's circle,​

Was comprised of knights from Purple!​

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Although eminent, the end not yet,​

For a new one joined, "A troll I bet!"​

And Vanguarde it was, but Sj had planned!​

"I LOVE YOU VANGUARDE!", Vanguarde is banned.​

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And now it's time, for this story to end,​

Due to Luigi, time-space did bend.​

Through the tunnel, the Red's were logged,​

Luigi said, "Thou'th been Jaedogged!"​

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Nothing to say but impressive.

 

I think Jackal should win, not because he said my name. ;3

 

I'm not even expecting to win, I wrote this just for fun. If you think it's good though than I would gladly take the prize. :D

The battle started without a pause
The cause of the battle always unknown
Early in the morning standing stiff and sore
With a bomb ready to be thrown

They reached the wall in seconds
It was bloody slaughter all around
Ladders came up and they started to climb
A sword in their face is all they found

A figure in the distance
With a keg on his back
He lit it by the wall and ran
It went off with a loud crack

I was thrown through the air
I could hear the screams of wounded
And the battle cries of the Reds and Blues
And with one glance I was frightened

Moaning Zombies in the distance
Charging together against the new threat
Reds and Blues side by side
Against a foe we've never met

Getting off the ground and going to the castle
I got a bow and some arrows
I ran back out, my heart beating fast
To where I could hear the firing of bows

Firing again and again
Into the endless horde
But they never stopped coming
And so in this game mode I got bored



The message in this is that I want Zombie bosses :(

 

War Cries and Sounds of Battle
Shielding, shooting, shouting, stomping:
sounds of seasoned soldiers scatter the scene.
Shunt! An azure arrow aimed automatically.
Slash! Some swords slice seamlessly.
Soon, silent soils, stained and soaked red and blue.
Catastrophic combat: careless... yet coordinated.

That's just something that I whipped up.
Here's another poem that meets your requirements of 16 bars and needing to rhyme:

Preparations of Infinite War
Azure Arrow, aim straight and true,
Teal Technician, make the wall
Sapphire Soldier, with bombs you flew,
The Blue Brigade is standing tall!
But alas, Ruby Ranger, shoot them dead,
Scarlet Saboteur, hack away
Crimson Crusader, your color they bled
Red Renegades night and day!
Passion is burning, stomachs are churning,
But never the battles will stop
beginners are learning, clock hands are turning
soon will the barrier drop
Gather the infantry, wait for the bell
Archers behind the knights...
Take to the battlements, to fam'ly: "Farewell!"
Get ready for fight after fight...


As a side note, restricting poems to rhyme and have 16 bars is a bit silly, IMO.