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ZOMBIE FORTRESS SINGLE-PLAYER RELEASED

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by MM, Mar 2, 2012.

  1. Ryukk

    Ryukk Catapult Fodder

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    "You know people can never be satisfied
    I'm talking about me (I'm talking about you friend)
    You always seem to find the need to fly
    Don’t forget what you have in your own hands "

    People Want More by Funk n Stein

    Jewish funk FTW :P

    lol what I'm trying to say is, I'm pretty occupied with the single player zombie invasion, so I'll gladly wait for a refined mp zombie invasion.
     
  2. walou

    walou Catapult Fodder

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    I'll wait as long as i need to. But i think it should be pointed out a bit more clearly on the op post, people wouldnt ask so much then.
     
  3. Spoolooni

    Spoolooni Shark Slayer

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    You eatin dah pooh pooh all ova dah place.
     
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  4. Wonkyth

    Wonkyth More precious than carbuncles! Donator Tester

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    No, just the dates. -_-

    In actual news: Geti and MM are officially back into it.
    AFAIK There's some bad things we've discovered since they went off to GDC which need fixing first, but then it's probably gonna all be Multiplayer-zombie-rape time! :D

    But yeah, no dates
     
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  5. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    Sorry, Rainbows, but I'm a married man. I love you, but things just can't be that way between us.

    {edit}
    *sigh*

    Bleeding hell. The first off-topic post I make since I can remember and people take it as a sign that the forum rules have gone out the window? Oh the pressure! :eek:

    Anywho, ON-TOPIC: with regards to MP zombies and other things in the next update (some of which I'll not speak of here), things have been put on hold while Geti+MM deal with some, er, "bad things" (as Wonkyth put it) that cropped up while they were away. These are 'things' that really, really need their faces kicked-in asap, so we're currently experiencing a brief (brief!) tangent before they resume their normal frenetic work on MP zombies.

    So go kill some noobs in the meantime. K? ;)
     
  6. Spoolooni

    Spoolooni Shark Slayer

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    Oh, so we can go off topic now right? Brilliant.
     
  7. Rayne

    Rayne ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester

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    No, you can't.
    FBB shouldn't have posted that here, but on Rainbows' wall instead.
     
  8. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    Hell no. See my edit. (I realise you're probably joking, but srly: no)
    Yeah, sorry about that. :oops: Still kinda wacked out from a long drive yesterday. :huh?:
     
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  9. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    I'm not sure what "bad things" he's referring to, but is it the fact that public servers somehow have kegs and such, which are supposed to be things that only premium members can access? Cuz I noticed that happening, a lot.
     
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  10. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    Among other things, yes.
     
  11. commanderkeen

    commanderkeen Catapult Fodder

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    great work, many hrs playing this mod lol I ceased to play a little multiplayer/online :S
     
  12. Jermex

    Jermex Shopkeep Stealer

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    I love zombies, it is hard as hell but oh-so-fun!
     
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  13. Grendell100

    Grendell100 Haxor

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    I like zombies too. Awesome work!
     
  14. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    Zombie Fortress is difficult until you learn some tips and tricks that make the undead horde useless. ;)

    EDIT: And while I haven't seen it mentioned much, I would like to say how much it annoys me that these freebie kids somehow have access to stuff that I paid money for. Kids exploiting coding so that arrow shops sell lanterns and bomb shops sell kegs... IT AIN'T RIGHT. It's really fuckin' prevalent and needs to get squashed. Kids who purposely exploit the system using their servers deserve to have their servers blacklisted, and that's not sarcasm. It's just as bad as pirating.
     
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  15. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    Just wait until the next wave of zombies comes out, I'm sure you'll find that a number of said tricks no longer work... >:d

    Also, re your edit: as I said:
     
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  16. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    Yeah, I figured, just wanted to reiterate. ;) I HAVE noticed that there are none as of a few hours ago.
     
  17. TheFilip

    TheFilip Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    This is the only game that has Zombies and doesn't make you feel like an overpowered tank.
    Good job! I'm loving the Zombie Fortress so far!:migrant:
     
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  18. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    This is just something I saw on Dorkly to help the testers out, as I've found it's so true to what they have to go through. Like I did with Final Fantasy XI!

    -“Wow! A tester! Lucky guy, getting to play video games all day.”
    -“Actually, I just play one game every day. I’ve played it for a year now. I know every inch of every map. I know every secret, every lie that has been stitched into a universe made of empty polygons. I know how to melt down the entire network with one wrong item in my inventory. Every night, I dream of looped sound and text overruns. My wife left me after she tried to spice up our marriage and I said her dress wouldn’t fit ESRB guidelines. I sometimes wonder if I am a character in a crueler video game. A video game about testers. And the only reason I have not killed myself is because I’m afraid that in this video game, there are continues.”
     
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  19. Spoolooni

    Spoolooni Shark Slayer

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    Actually more like-

    -"Welcome to the zombie test group!"-
    -"Awesome I get to play early!"-
    -"Actually we need you to jump in that hole 50 times"-
     
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  20. TheFilip

    TheFilip Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    -"Woah, forget i said anything, i'm lucky that i'm not a tester then."
    -"[some more creepy emo thoughts]"
    -*slowly walks away*