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Hella
Last Activity:
Oct 11, 2025
Joined:
Sep 3, 2011
Messages:
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Birthday:
Sep 22, 1994 (Age: 31)
Location:
UK

Hella

The Nightmare of Hair, Male, 31, from UK

Global Moderator Donator Tester

"In short," he concludes, "we ought not to speak of a vegetable kingdom, but of a vegetable anarchy." Jan 12, 2018

Hella was last seen:
Oct 11, 2025
    1. Conquerer
      Conquerer
      "I LIKE BIG DICKS. I LOVE MY TURTLE. TURTLE PENIS IS MASSIVE."
      -justi01
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      2. Apronymous
        Apronymous
        As did I.
        May 13, 2013
      3. Slojanko
        Slojanko
        Yes, quite.
        May 13, 2013
      4. Conquerer
        Conquerer
        BUS
        May 13, 2013
    2. justi01
      justi01
      I'm tell you, that turtle had an abnormally large penis. Although, it was pretty damn barren and dry.

      It's a good thing that you set up base camp on it.
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      2. Slojanko
        Slojanko
        Justi01 suffers from Zoophilia.
        May 13, 2013
      3. Slojanko
        Slojanko
        And also fuck you, cus of you I had to picture vividly a turtles penis. *_*
        May 14, 2013
      4. Hella
    3. I3lue
      I3lue
      i like turtles.
      1. Hella
        Hella
        I'll bet you something that Justi likes them more. He was distraught when he found me squatting in the middle of his barren tip, with barbarians making every attempt to rape us both.
        May 6, 2013
      2. Slojanko
        Slojanko
        Zoophilia.
        May 13, 2013
    4. Bammboo
      Bammboo
      Now Justi's favorite tip will be known too all. Thank you hella, thank you.
      1. justi01 likes this.
      2. Hella
        Hella
        The sad thing about the entire situation was that I was, technically, the turtle's penis, although the whole area was actually a giant seahorse.
        May 6, 2013
      3. Bammboo
        Bammboo
        Well. It happens to the best of us.
        May 6, 2013
      4. Slojanko
        Slojanko
        Zoophilia.
        May 13, 2013
    5. killatron46
      killatron46
    6. RogueCupcake
      RogueCupcake
      Hye Hella, am I still unwelcome in [YB] or has it changed
      1. Hella
        Hella
        I don't know. The whole situation has sort of gone into a stupor until 1.0. At least, I hope it's only until then.
        Apr 30, 2013
      2. RogueCupcake
        RogueCupcake
        Well, when 1.0 comes out, if it ever comes, I will start a convo with you to talk about it. I been rejected from BoW and others, and probably POWER, so I thought I would contact you again.
        Apr 30, 2013
      3. Hella
        Hella
        Sure thing, dude.
        Apr 30, 2013
    7. GloriousToast
      GloriousToast
      can i see that thread.... TB one plz?
      1. Hella
        Hella
        It's kind of been deleted, bro, and it was an awful long time ago.
        Apr 29, 2013
      2. GloriousToast
        GloriousToast
        frome what u said it sounds real entertaining, shame it's gone
        Apr 30, 2013
    8. -Q
      -Q
      You misanthropic bastard, change your damn signature.
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      2. Hella
        Hella
        Better? :)
        Apr 28, 2013
      3. -Q
        -Q
        :<
        Apr 29, 2013
      4. Hella
        Hella
        :>
        Apr 29, 2013
    9. Shadza
      Shadza
      Where the hell is my cup of tea !!?? I asked for it month ago you little,nasty frogg !!
      1. DobryMurzyn and Ciasteczko like this.
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      3. Shadza
        Shadza
        You`re ugly ; <
        Apr 26, 2013
      4. Hella
        Hella
        You're still ugly when compared to me.
        Apr 26, 2013
      5. Shadza
        Shadza
        >_<
        Apr 26, 2013
    10. SirLoading
      SirLoading
      Well, you are very slow. You have been holding this cup for very long time and there is still lots of tea.
      1. Apronymous and I3lue like this.
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      3. SirLoading
        SirLoading
        I never sleep...
        Apr 25, 2013
      4. Hella
        Hella
        Everyone sleeps. Ever wondered where the 15 hours between 11:59 pm and 00:00am go?
        Apr 25, 2013
      5. AdrianC
        AdrianC
        >between 11:59pm and 00:00 am
        >15 hours

        Something is just wrong here.
        May 6, 2013
    11. Froghead48
      Froghead48
      Where can i find a list of your top tips?
      1. I3lue likes this.
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      3. Hella
        Hella
        You might be able to find a website to give you snapshots of the forum site through time; if you did that, you could collate my signatures all at once.

        I don't know why you'd want to, though. It's mostly an irrelevant and nonsensical mixture of insults and bollocks.
        Apr 25, 2013
      4. WanderMark
        WanderMark
        Are you saying that my main source of inspiration is complete garbage?

        Curses! All that hatin' I've been subjecting others to as of late...all for nothing!
        Apr 25, 2013
      5. Hella
        Hella
        Ah. Ahahahahaha!!!
        Apr 25, 2013
    12. WanderMark
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      3. Hella
        Hella
        Whatever happens, and contrary to FBB and lavalord, we can attain the moral victory. Damned fellow clan members, stealing my technique. ;-;
        Apr 25, 2013
      4. WanderMark
        WanderMark
        Whatever happens, we will win.

        You and I, we're like cheerleaders. Perfect synchronization!
        Apr 25, 2013
      5. Hella
        Hella
        We're like cheerleaders, only with 80% more penis.
        Apr 25, 2013
    13. flipperz
      flipperz
      Haxor, Male, 18, from UK

      Wait.. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

      I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL!

      FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS I THOUGHT YO WERE A GIRL! OMG!
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      2. flipperz
        flipperz
        Because I thought you were a girl :c (xD!)
        Apr 25, 2013
      3. Hella
        Hella
        AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

        At least you didn't try to rape me, like some people.
        Apr 25, 2013
      4. Alistasia
        Alistasia
        flipperz , I know how u feel, dw pal, ull get over it :c
        Apr 25, 2013
    14. flipperz
      flipperz
      “Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?”

      Because the only thing stronger than fear is hope.
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      2. Hella
        Hella
        I think even more fear is stronger than fear, too. If I was scared of going somewhere, I would if I was more scared of staying in the same place.
        Apr 24, 2013
      3. flipperz
        flipperz
        Yes, but when you've currently got a sphyco in your house looking for you with a bloody machete scraping across the floor while an alien invasion is going on along side a zombie apocalypse you always have hope that they won't find you hiding. I rest my case.
        Apr 24, 2013
      4. Hella
        Hella
        I'd take the psycho head on, then take on the assorted apocalypses with my bare fists.
        Apr 24, 2013
    15. WarrFork
      WarrFork
      I see you, you silly.
    16. I3lue
      I3lue
      This guy's a lumberjack.
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      2. I3lue
        I3lue
        You hold it.
        Apr 24, 2013
      3. flipperz
        flipperz
        I could do that, but then I'd just seem fucked up, immature, slightly worrying and a little retarded that I'd get joy from cuting my own shit in half with my urine..

        In other words. Derp.
        Apr 25, 2013
      4. Hella
        Hella
        You got BURNED.



        I hear Aloe vera gel is good for that sort of injury.
        Apr 25, 2013
    17. Hella
      Hella
      “Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?”
      1. Apronymous
        Apronymous
        Because it gives you an excuse to say that?
        Apr 21, 2013
    18. scienceboy
      scienceboy
      Hella is there a way you can get a guard onto EU unlimited CTF? There is a hacker using speedhack named purgen
      1. Hella
        Hella
        Go to the IRC tab of the forums, type in your name, and when you get into the IRC type !guard [your problem]
        Apr 20, 2013
    19. Slojanko
      Slojanko
      “Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea?” Apr 2, 2013

      If it was lemon honey tea, I'd pick Armageddon..
      1. Slojanko
        Slojanko
        Reminds me of lemsip max ..
        Apr 20, 2013
      2. Hella
        Hella
        Believe it or not, I'm only a sporadic drinker of tea. Generally, if there is another option, I'll go for that instead.
        Apr 20, 2013
      3. Apronymous
        Apronymous
        Blasphemy!
        Apr 20, 2013
    20. PHILTHEBEST
      PHILTHEBEST
      i need help
      1. PHILTHEBEST
        PHILTHEBEST
        can u help me get back into action unlimited 40 player
        Apr 20, 2013
      2. Hella
        Hella
        What did you do to be not in the Action Unlimited server?

        The only real way to get back in if your were banned fairly will be to make an appeal on the server thread, located in the Server Directory. When you write it, try to be polite, and avoid responding in a provocative way, because that will just make the situation worse.
        Apr 20, 2013
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