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Alpaca
Last Activity:
Jul 3, 2022
Joined:
Aug 23, 2012
Messages:
462
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662
Trophy Points:
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Birthday:
November 20
Location:
USA

Alpaca

Haxor, from USA

wreckin decks and gettin sex Jul 31, 2015

Alpaca was last seen:
Jul 3, 2022
    1. Zuboki
      Zuboki
      Alpaca, why you no Mumble?
      1. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        Cause android and Bammboo r only 1s wit nice voices
        May 26, 2013
      2. Zuboki
        Zuboki
        D:

        no really

        D:
        May 26, 2013
      3. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        ??? y u wun me 2?
        May 26, 2013
    2. Alpaca
      Alpaca
      LOVING the new trophies that were just added, partly cause of their funny titles but mostly cause my title is now "Arsonist"... so true <3
      1. Ruleral likes this.
    3. Apronymous
      Apronymous
      JOEBIDENJOEBIDENJOEBIDEN
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      2. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        "ellipses" ... '-' I think you mean "eclipses"
        May 20, 2013
      3. Apronymous
        Apronymous
        No, I mean ellipsis.
        May 20, 2013
      4. Apronymous
        Apronymous
        Thanks for pointing out the existence of an error, though.
        May 20, 2013
    4. Mellian-Quar-Xililix
      1. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        '-' <--- dat's an alpaca face '-'
        May 18, 2013
      2. Mellian-Quar-Xililix
        Mellian-Quar-Xililix
        you mean there's more than one alpaca?
        May 21, 2013
      3. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        We have armies '-'
        May 21, 2013
    5. LucasTT
      LucasTT
      Thank you for my best game on beta :>
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      2. Apronymous
        Apronymous
        And the only sure counter to a knight with a drill is a single easily timed slash.
        May 14, 2013
      3. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        zub, that post was made before i discovered the other stuff, The ultimate offence against towers is the cata on a boat, which can easily be countered by the ultimate defense, a ballista in a tower. A ballista in a tower is the ultimate personnel offence, and might just be able to take out a ballista in a tower of the team with the later isn't paying attention
        May 14, 2013
      4. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        so I was wrong, beta isn't about who can get a cata in a boat first, it's about who has the smarter team, the team with the most morons loses, if each teams are equally smart then it ends up in an eternal stalemate-wait, WHY THE FUCK IS VANGUARDE FOLLOWING ME?!?!?!? '-'
        May 14, 2013
    6. Alistasia
      Alistasia
      ^_^ hii
      1. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        heeey
        May 4, 2013
      2. Alistasia
        Alistasia
        such a lonely profile :^)
        May 16, 2013
      3. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        D: so true
        May 16, 2013
    7. I3lue
      I3lue
      Change your goddamn profile pic.
      1. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        No, I love wash.
        May 4, 2013
    8. Alpaca
      Alpaca
      made strawberry syrup from scratch to flavor home made rock candy
      1. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        now have a surplus of syrup that can be used to make the most delicious strawberry soda yah evah did taste
        May 2, 2013
      2. I3lue
        I3lue
        gimmme
        May 2, 2013
      3. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        nu mine.
        May 2, 2013
    9. I3lue
      I3lue
      Goddamnit follow me.
      1. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        de ja vu
        May 2, 2013
    10. Andr01d
      Andr01d
      Arcrave told me you lived in UK and your voice sounded like Ej's. I think he lied to me.
      1. Alpaca likes this.
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      3. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        EST mstr race
        May 2, 2013
      4. Guitarman
        Guitarman
        Don't ever forget it.
        May 2, 2013
      5. rocker2
        rocker2
        EST ftw.
        May 3, 2013
    11. Apronymous
      Apronymous
      I blame you.
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      2. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        '-'
        Apr 22, 2013
      3. Ruleral
        Ruleral
        Hey hey, guys! Move this spam to Justi's profile.
        Apr 22, 2013
      4. Apronymous
        Apronymous
        Deal.
        Apr 22, 2013
    12. Alpaca
      Alpaca
      "It's not lying; it's just implying something that isn't true" <--- This.
      1. Apronymous
        Apronymous
        ^
        |
        |
        |
        That.
        Apr 28, 2013
      2. Apronymous
        Apronymous
        That didn't work.
        Apr 28, 2013
    13. Alpaca
      Alpaca
      ... Why the fuck am I following kouji?
    14. Alpaca
      Alpaca
      "EUUUUUUU STRAWBERRIES IN WINTER, FASCINATING"-Alton Brown's Rendition of Charles Dickens
    15. CoughDrop
      CoughDrop
      >come home
      >see alpaca doesn't into greentext
      >mfw
      >mfw I have no face
      1. RadioActive likes this.
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      3. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        You're internet explorer window does not compare to the power of my google chrome
        Apr 1, 2013
      4. CoughDrop
        CoughDrop
        My troll detector is beyond confused

        Also, your chrome is inferior to my waterfox.
        Apr 1, 2013
      5. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        Oh yeah? well my windows..... errr... vista. Fuck.
        Apr 2, 2013
    16. Fireshark
      Fireshark
      I am going to find out everything I can about your real life and do horrible things with that info. - Vanguarde.
      Change your passwords now. :-)

      forgot, I like to hurt and expose family members to punish those who cross me.
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      2. blukey
        blukey
        Alpaca's right, ^_^

        Also, how did this Vanguarde guy even start out? 0.0
        Mar 30, 2013
      3. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        well, the smart money is on "12 year old who knows how to use proxies", but there might be one person betting on "40 year old psychopath who might actually try and hurt some of us irl", you know, just cause if it ends up being the 2nd, then the person betting on it would make a shit tone of moneys.
        Mar 31, 2013
      4. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        "tone" -Alpaca, 2013
        Mar 31, 2013
    17. Guitarman
      Guitarman
      Alpaca, you have <_< >_>
      The Curse of The Double Spoiler Box O.O
      1. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        ikr?
        Mar 30, 2013
    18. I3lue
      I3lue
      why u no follo
      1. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        cause dix.
        Mar 27, 2013
      2. I3lue
        I3lue
        thats gey.
        Mar 28, 2013
    19. Ej
      Ej
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      2. Ej
        Ej
        #shark2013
        Mar 27, 2013
      3. I3lue
        I3lue
        sharsharsharsharsharshar
        Mar 27, 2013
      4. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        Thank you Ej, I shall use my mad derp pwrz to make brilly laugh until he suffocates irl, then win by default, permanently knocking him out of all future tournaments in the process. You're welcome.
        Mar 27, 2013
    20. I3lue
      I3lue
      What's an alpaca?
      1. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        bst animal.
        Mar 24, 2013
      2. Alpaca
        Alpaca
        the writers of Supernatural say so
        Mar 24, 2013
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    Birthday:
    November 20
    Location:
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    Repeat after me, Alpaca:

    "We like line-breaks. Line-breaks are our friends. We use line-breaks so people's eyes don't horrifically 'aspode and ruin their future prospects of getting laid. Line-breaks are an essential part of punctuation and we freaking love them." Thank you. ~fbb
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