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Hella
Last Activity:
Oct 11, 2025
Joined:
Sep 3, 2011
Messages:
1,655
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Trophy Points:
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Gender:
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Birthday:
Sep 22, 1994 (Age: 31)
Location:
UK

Hella

The Nightmare of Hair, Male, 31, from UK

Global Moderator Donator Tester

"In short," he concludes, "we ought not to speak of a vegetable kingdom, but of a vegetable anarchy." Jan 12, 2018

Hella was last seen:
Oct 11, 2025
    1. Guitarman
      Guitarman
      grumpy dogs are so cute though. <3
    2. Lieber
      Lieber
      Temporarily suspended? This is an outrage!
      1. Hella
        Hella
        You're an outrage! I would have reinstated the previous tip, but the piece of paper I wrote it down on is lost in my wardrobe after moving. It'll come back fairly soon.

        Maybe.
        Sep 16, 2013
      2. Kouji
        Kouji
        Installed Top Tips 2.0 for Hella. Probably end up being more useful than his previous ones.
        Sep 18, 2013
      3. Hella
        Hella
        I think I've already had that one; it was one of the early tips.
        Sep 18, 2013
    3. buck_eats_toast
      buck_eats_toast
      Hella congrats on Guard <3
    4. jcjc012
      jcjc012
      meep im still stalking you on beta
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      2. Hella
        Hella
        Yeah, well, poo to you. ;-;
        Sep 15, 2013
      3. jcjc012
        jcjc012
        Same to you -_-
        Sep 15, 2013
      4. Hella
        Hella
        But I gave you more. Just sayin'.
        Sep 15, 2013
    5. butterscotch
      butterscotch
      Wait, you weren't a guard two weeks ago!
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      2. butterscotch
        Sep 14, 2013
      3. Hella
        Hella
        Exactly. I knew you'd see my point of view eventually.
        Sep 14, 2013
      4. butterscotch
        butterscotch
        Congrats' on getting promoted then!
        Sep 14, 2013
    6. FuzzyBlueBaron
      FuzzyBlueBaron
      You're lying.
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      2. FuzzyBlueBaron
        FuzzyBlueBaron
        Sigh, and now you're back to lying again. Silly Hella.
        Sep 13, 2013
      3. Hella
        Hella
        I never stopped.
        Sep 13, 2013
      4. FuzzyBlueBaron
        FuzzyBlueBaron
        And again. Really, I'd have thought that your dabbling in the truth might have given you a taste for the finer things in life, like making me happy.
        Sep 13, 2013
    7. Contrary
      Contrary
      one of us we accept him gobble gobble
    8. RogueCupcake
      RogueCupcake
      Congratulations on becoming a 'King Arthur's Gold Royal Guard!'
    9. Guitarman
      Guitarman
      Congrats on being a guard, took long enough. :3
    10. Kouji
      Kouji
      FYI Hella, I do miss Hitler quite a bit, so thanks. Although too bad your legion of friends aren't doing anything about it, oh wait you don't have any.
      1. Hella
        Hella
        We are Hella, and we are Legion.

        Also, I hoped people would see it and become my friend at such an original and serendipitous action. Y-you're my friend, right?
        Sep 8, 2013
      2. Kouji
        Kouji
        As much as it pains me to say it, yes.
        Sep 8, 2013
      3. Hella
        Hella
        <3
        Sep 8, 2013
    11. Mazey
      Mazey
      grats, you deserved it
      1. FuzzyBlueBaron
        FuzzyBlueBaron
        Watch out, Mazey; he was only with YB for a while and he *still* caught the dreaded lurgy...
        Sep 8, 2013
      2. Hella
        Hella
        Shad thought I was a guard before, so he corrected my account rather than his memory.
        Sep 8, 2013
      3. Lieber
        Lieber
        Finally!
        Sep 8, 2013
    12. jcjc012
      jcjc012
      ur awesome. i stalk you too :)
      1. Hella
        Hella
        I also stalk me. It's safer this way.
        Sep 7, 2013
    13. PumpkingSlice
      PumpkingSlice
      How's your course going? Finally starting Level 3 in two weeks man. I feel ashamed not starting it last year. Gurr.
      1. Hella
        Hella
        It's literally just about to start. UAL Foundation Diploma, in about 2 weeks as well. Still got to finish my summer project. ;-;
        Aug 30, 2013
      2. PumpkingSlice
        PumpkingSlice
        Good luck! Gah they're probably going to give us a butt load of holiday projects too -.-
        Aug 30, 2013
    14. franek123
      franek123
      Get into box! >:C
    15. Gofio
      Gofio
      You'll never stop my argumentative necroposts.
      I will just write them on froggys page coz' he ignores me.
      hehe... he will never know :D
      1. Hella
        Hella
        Eh, if I keep finding them, I'll just start deleting them.
        Aug 25, 2013
    16. Juaro
      Juaro
      Hella_, tell Hella that his lack of imagination is no help in finding a well paid job as an art student. You might also inform him his quest of beating virginity will fail until the age of 23, where it will be taken by a 43 year old, jobless time-travelling hobo art-student. Also he's a dick.
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      2. Juaro
        Juaro
        I did not say it's bad. I merely said that you'll loose your virginity to your 43 year old time travelling self.
        Aug 20, 2013
      3. Juaro
        Juaro
        And no, he/you is/are not asexually trapped in a loop, the 43 year old you chose to go back in time and sex you since he felt bad for you and thought you'd turn out better had you had sex at an earlier stage in your life.
        Aug 20, 2013
      4. Hella
        Hella
        For the 43 year old to come back, then he must have been all sexed up when he was 23, and that would have to continue to happen for the 43 year old me to come back to sex me. If he didn't, then the world will end?
        Aug 20, 2013
    17. Pecola1033
    18. Mazey
      Mazey
      f/m?
      1. Hella
        Hella
        Yes please.
        Aug 17, 2013
    19. FuzzyBlueBaron
      FuzzyBlueBaron
      Bist sexy cop.
      1. Hella
        Hella
        Odd coarse.
        Aug 17, 2013
    20. Birdman159
      Birdman159
      this fella is hella mella and likes to sella good nutella jar to nell,a girl who is quite stella to this fella named hella
      1. Hella
        Hella
        NO. IT'S MY NUTELLA.
        Aug 14, 2013
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Sep 22, 1994 (Age: 31)
    Location:
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