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Last Activity:: Jan 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM

Joined:: Sep 3, 2011

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Birthday:: Sep 22, 1994 (Age: 31)

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Hella

The Nightmare of Hair, Male, 31, from UK

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"In short," he concludes, "we ought not to speak of a vegetable kingdom, but of a vegetable anarchy." Jan 12, 2018

Hella was last seen:: Viewing thread The "I'm new/leaving/back" Thread, Jan 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM

1. 101i
  brb gutta gut some kidsssssssssssss
  
  Jan 8, 2015
  2. Hella
    k
    
    Jan 8, 2015
2. PUNK123
  um what is the guy doing? IS he gonna make out with the body? Is he a necrophiliac?
  
  Jan 8, 2015
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  3. Hella
    He's taking his teeth. Can't you tell?
    
    Jan 8, 2015
  4. PussyDestroyer
    Oh mah God dentist *runs away*
    
    Jan 8, 2015
  5. TheFlare
    *calls after* You Gotta pay for that!
    
    Jan 8, 2015
3. 8x
  Hello Hella ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
  
  Dec 30, 2014
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  3. 8x
    Hey, Tele-Cannons are a thing again.
    
    Jan 2, 2015
  4. hierbo
    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ... I mean, what IS that thing??
    
    Jan 2, 2015
  5. 8x
    Have you ever been launched at high speed with your grapple using a teleporter cannon?
    that's the head!
    
    Jan 2, 2015
4. hierbo
  So, have you come up with any methods by which we could determine, once and for all, whether or not you are a bastard?
  
  Dec 30, 2014
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  3. hierbo
    True. I mean, at least we know its probable.
    
    Dec 30, 2014
  4. UnnamedPlayer
    It's the Schrödinger's Bastard.
    
    Dec 30, 2014
  5. Ozminer
    ^ i like this alot
    
    Jan 13, 2015
5. mr_play
  hi hella
  
  Dec 30, 2014
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  3. Hella
    8x is now my official spokesperson.
    
    Dec 30, 2014
  4. mr_play
    hi all
    
    Dec 31, 2014
  5. hierbo
    8x, can you comment on allegations that Hella is a bastard?
    
    Jan 9, 2015
6. moltag123
  Merry Christmas
  
  Dec 21, 2014
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  3. UnnamedPlayer
    You don't wanna tether it too hard, otherwise it might get CLAUStrophobic.
    
    Dec 24, 2014
  4. Hella
    One day, I will kill you all.
    
    Dec 26, 2014
  5. FuzzyBlueBaron
    In a very merry fashion, of claus.
    
    Dec 29, 2014
7. WanderMark
  *Huggles*
  
  Dec 12, 2014
  2. WanderMark
    Nice fish.
    
    Dec 12, 2014
  3. Hella
    The fish are FBB's doing. I shall treasure this hug with my dying breath. Probably someone else dying breath too, if I have the opportunity.
    
    Dec 12, 2014
8. Conquerer
  what the fuck hella
  
  Dec 12, 2014
  2. Hella
    Hey, it's not my fault, man, I had no choice!
    
    Dec 12, 2014
  3. Conquerer
    but still, that lawnmower was fucked
    
    Dec 12, 2014
  4. Hella
    It was just the perfect shape, I couldn't resist, not when they had my wife.
    
    Dec 12, 2014
9. SharkT
  I think you hella fine. ;-)
  
  Nov 28, 2014
  2. Hella
    The feeling is reciprocated.
    
    Nov 28, 2014
10. PussyDestroyer
  Write more tips to be pro at life plox
  
  Nov 27, 2014
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  3. Hella
    Dead but dreaming?
    
    Nov 28, 2014
  4. PussyDestroyer
    what about now ?
    
    Nov 29, 2014
  5. Hella
    No.
    
    Nov 29, 2014
11. FuzzyBlueBaron
  Galen thinks you should be put down. Sleep lightly.
  
  Nov 21, 2014
  2. Hella
    The feeling is mutual. Any sleep other than the blissful relief of death IS sleeping lightly
    
    Nov 23, 2014
12. Apronymous
  I tricked trumble wumbles into linking your profile in his signature.
  
  Nov 20, 2014
13. fangpier656
  are there coins in that fish tank thingy?
  
  Nov 19, 2014
  2. Hella
    I don't know, I've actually only looked hard enough to identify it as a lungfish, but if you want to add some coins, then I won't object..
    
    Nov 19, 2014
  3. fangpier656
    well it looks kinda nice...
    
    Nov 20, 2014
14. Duplolas
  Eggscutetor. Eggscutetor. Eggscuteor!
  
  Nov 7, 2014
15. Duplolas
  Pineapple Basking Shark
  
  Nov 6, 2014
  2. Hella
    Woah there. Now we're entering the realms of the delicious.
    
    Nov 6, 2014
16. 101i
  What's with that picture ;---;
  
  Nov 6, 2014
  2. Hella
    What's with yours? No-one actually has a nose that shape, and the eyes are totally unrealistic.
    
    Nov 6, 2014
17. RadioActive
  wtf with dat slimes? do u eat dem?
  
  Nov 5, 2014
  2. Hella
    N-no?
    
    Nov 5, 2014
18. Duplolas
  Basking Shark
  
  Nov 5, 2014
  2. Hella
    Better, much better.
    
    Nov 5, 2014
19. Duplolas
  Pineapple.
  
  Nov 4, 2014
  2. Hella
    Doesn't match lungfish, I assure you. ;-;
    
    Nov 4, 2014
  3. PUNK123
    zombie
    
    Nov 5, 2014
20. Galen
  Something's smelling quite bad here. What might be up with that, HUH, HELLA?
  
  Nov 4, 2014
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  3. Hella
    That's like asking why AIDS or stamping on kittens or both at the same can't be neutral.
    
    The answer is they have to be good because there are already far too many orphans in the bad section to fit anything more in.
    
    Nov 7, 2014
  4. PUNK123
    evil
    
    Nov 7, 2014
  5. Hella
    Evil is relative.
    
    Nov 7, 2014
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