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[1026] Medi-archers

Discussion in 'Archer' started by BanakaI1, Feb 11, 2014.

  1. BanakaI1

    BanakaI1 Shipwright

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    Today I was playing a game of TTH, and the enemy team had made a few too many bakery's. Then somebody killed an archer and he exploded with like 20 burgers. Everyone picked them up and ate them and had a fun time with the burgers.

    Then later, I saw an archer shooting burgers. Litterally shooting burgers with his bow at low health knights. I thought this was the best thing in the world and immediatly coined the term "Medi-archer" (patent pending).

    So basically, you can grab a burger, charge up a shot, and then press c, wait a second, and shoot. If you did it right, the burger will fly just like your arrow would. Hopefully you hit a friendly, low health knight and he will eat your tasty burgers-on-a-stick that fall from the sky.

    Also I learned that this works with *living* fishes.
     
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  2. Auburn

    Auburn Prepare Yourself! Forum Moderator Staff Alumni Donator Tester
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    @Trumbles you need to be more careful about exposing your powers, people aren't ready for this yet
     
  3. BanakaI1

    BanakaI1 Shipwright

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    Oh yeah it was trumbles.
     
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  4. Sir_Walter

    Sir_Walter Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester

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    Holy crap @Trumbles, pass on your wonderful talents.
    Also, tell Mr. Burger Priest (rexo12) about this, I'm sure he would be overjoyed.
     
  5. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk gaurenteed shitter

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    Holy carp. Burger-firing Archers?

    Best fast food ever.
     
  6. Klokinator

    Klokinator Such Beta
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    Wow this is like that one thread that recommended archers shooting hearts except this is even more insane because burgers heal you to goddamn full HP.

    Like fuck whoa.
     
  7. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk gaurenteed shitter

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    People like overpowered features. You can't deny it.
     
  8. Klokinator

    Klokinator Such Beta
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    At least I have a hilarious thing I can use in my next kag video :D
     
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  9. Trumbles

    Trumbles Bison Rider

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    Noooo, i have been discovered!!!

    Grrr.. At least you only know one of my sekrits. :wink:

    :spam::food::dance:


    Edit: I already showed him by the way, @Sir_Walter. ::D:
     
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2014
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  10. Sir_Walter

    Sir_Walter Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester

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    show me sometime? Tomorrow maybe?
     
  11. amgtree

    amgtree Bison Rider

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    I wonder if you can do this with the flag.
     
  12. BanakaI1

    BanakaI1 Shipwright

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    nope. I tested a ton of items and burgers and fish were the only ones I could really get to work
     
  13. @Trumbles Dude you are awesome. wow. damn. holy shit. I have like a massive erection right now. damn. fucking hell. Im shivering. shit. fuck man.
     
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  14. Jepton

    Jepton Shipwright

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    This make me want purchasable burgers on CTF. Works like a charm.
     
  15. Trumbles

    Trumbles Bison Rider

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    Except that when you purchase burgers, they're bound to your team, thus not shoot-able.

    TTH migrants spawn neutral team burgers.
     
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  16. skelozero

    skelozero Catapult Fodder

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    i can just imagine ronald mcdonald running around flinging mcdonalds burgers into childrens mouths
     
  17. Jepton

    Jepton Shipwright

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    Burgers could be like kegs; Neutral.

    You could buy them from Quarters.
     
  18. Trumbles

    Trumbles Bison Rider

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    Kegs aren't -technically- neutral, otherwise i could shoot my own kegs.

    Though having a situation where a knight lights a keg, throws it, and i shoot it off into the distance.... that'd be wonderful. But oh well.
     
  19. Jepton

    Jepton Shipwright

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    Health arrows would also negate the need for burger-shooting angels of hunger-life.

    Could be a dart/shooting syringe/shooting bulb (Water arrow) with medical liquid inside.
     
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  20. Potatobird

    Potatobird Haxor Forum Moderator Mapping Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    That wouldn't be nearly as badass though

    I'm imagining some wounded knight crying out for help on the battlefield, and then a helpful archer tosses a burger into the sky, leaps up, and skewers it with an arrow, sending it flying for the knight, who, without turning around, just as the arrow races past his helmet, latches onto it with his jaw, downing the whole snack, arrow and meat, it in a matter of milliseconds, and his wounds all mend themselves as he slowly gets an erection
     
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