Corrupt a wish!

Couldn't find a forumgame, so I thought I could introduce this game, corrupt a wish! It's a fairly well known game amongst other forums aswell, maybe you already know this game.

Basically, you wish for something. ("I wish I had a Ferrari.")
The next poster grants this wish with some side-effects.
He/she can add bad consquences to the wish. ("You accidently drive someone over and go to jail.")
He/she can add a downside to the wish. ("Here's your Ferrari. Oh and by the way, the tires are flat.")
This poster makes a wish. Lather, rinse, repeat.

In the scenario that a wish is incorruptible, either corrupt it anyway or answer the wish with: "Wish not granted."

So yeah, what do ya'll think?

I'll start.
I wish I had some cheese.

 

Granted but the cheese is moldy and covered in rat droppings.

I wish i was a Space Marine(If you know alot of the W40k lore you will think of something good to corrupt :) )

 

Granted... the world gets wiped out and you are now alone... forever....

I wish for the next persons wish to be granted.

 

Regardless of whether or not your wish is granted, everyone's head explodes.

I wish I had a better video card.

 

You are the only one left on Earth with your video card, but you have a severe sight issue. You break your glasses. (If anyone can guess what show that is from I would love you!)

I wish I was Bill Gates.

 

You are Bill Gates but you company goes bankrupt and you become a hobo.

I wish i had every good game.

 

Granted. You get every single good game that is going to be released. You get sad because you don't have enough time playing them all before you die of old age, sour.

I wish I was an astronaut flying to a new world in a rocketship.

 

You are an astronaut flying to a new world, but it gets destroyed moments before you land on the surface.

I wish i could find my favourite game, Perimeter.

 

I have that game its awsome!And they made a second one.

ONTOPIC:You find a download on the internet but it has viruses that destroy your computer.

I wish i had time to play KAG more.

P.S. Rioja your welcome http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/perimeter

 

Ninja'd!

You forgot to wish for something brah! You are sent into a magical lamp. Your job is to serve whoever happens to own that lamp. Oh, your face also turns blue.

I wish that I have a clone that would do all the boring work for me. This would leave me to do whatever I want.

 

Your "clone" turns out to be a ruthless killer and kills you and rapes your dead body.

I wish I had a nice hot cup of apple cider...

 

A Twilight Zone reference mason?

Your wish is granted Kouji. Unfortunately your hamster turns out to be a deadly killer ( [Link], Betrayed by your own image!). You've been slayed.

I wish I had a million wishes.

 

You got the reference right!

Wish not granted. According to the terms and conditions, you can NOT wish for more wishes. Watch genie movies and you would know this.

I wish I had the biggest television in the world. (This should be interesting.)

 

Granted, but you can only tune in to infomercial channels

I wish my friends were back.

 

Your friends are black, but it turns out you are still white, so you never will fit in

I wish I had an undo button

 

You get an undo button, but it bugs out, and undos every thing you do.

I wish that overworld comes out tomorrow.

 

The overworld comes out as you wished. It doesn't run on your computer.

I wish for a pony!