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EPIC PRAYING MANTIS FIGHT

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Inexorable, Feb 21, 2012.

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Is my praying mantis bad-ass?

  1. Yes

    80.0%
  2. No

    20.0%
  1. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    Giblet my pet praying mantis has been moved to a large jar with leafy braches.
    Just now I decided to collect some spiders for her to eat.

    One of them was quite large. When Giblet spotted the spider an epic fight began.

    Giblet instead of doing her usual slow stalk and insta-kill tactics, charged for hte spider who began to run down through the branches to escape.

    Giblet lashed out at the spider, slicing off two of its legs.
    The spider reared up to attack, but was struck again by the too-fast mantis.

    Grappling ensues, giblet begins eat the spiders legs, to which the spider responds by using a free leg to grab silk and began tying up Giblets left arm (adapted leg arm thing whatever).

    Giblet noticed the sneaky trick and moved the arm being tied up and caught the free leg in her "elbow" joint.

    The spider attempts to bite the now close up mantis.

    (I at this point was a little concerned as the spider was reasonably big and might be able to hurt Giblet)

    Giblet does the ultimate finisher move:

    RIPS OFF SPIDERS FANGS AND BEGINS EATING ITS FACE

    KO!
     
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  2. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk gaurenteed shitter

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    That mantis deserves a title. An EPIC title.
     
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  3. SirEndgame

    SirEndgame Shopkeep Stealer

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    I am the president of Gorebringer Giblet's fan club and I approve this message.
     
  4. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    I will upload pictures today when the camera batteries are charged :D
     
  5. masonmistel

    masonmistel Comma King Donator
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    Holy shit. I want a pet praying mantis now...
     
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  6. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    Actually that little thing is still alive, it's to small for Giblet to care about, and it's walking around the bottom of the jar eating poop :D
     
  7. masonmistel

    masonmistel Comma King Donator
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    So, you walk around in your backyard for your mantis' lunch? I'm jelly.
     
  8. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    Yeah, I go out and search around for potential meals. Her favourite is spider.
     
  9. masonmistel

    masonmistel Comma King Donator
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    Damn, now I really want one. Mine would be so fat, as I live smack in the middle of nowhere and there are tons for it to eat. Mantis paradise.
     
  10. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    IMG_4231.JPG

    Here is the destroyer of worlds.

    I will try to get a picture of her out of the jar some time.
     
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  11. masonmistel

    masonmistel Comma King Donator
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    That is cool. Is that the spider I see?
     
  12. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    Behind the mantis you can see the last surviving spider. He wont live long.
     
  13. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    I want your mantis to play in my team !
     
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  14. Zegovia

    Zegovia Shark Slayer

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    Giblet?

    Best...name... ever!
     
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  15. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk gaurenteed shitter

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    Giblet:
    the edible offal of a fowl, typically including the heart, gizzard, liver, and other visceral organs: the term is culinary usage only.

    Or

    Giblet:
    A small piece of someone's body when they gloriously explode into many chunks of flesh. See "Gib."

    I think I prefer the second definition.
     
  16. Rainbows

    Rainbows KAG Guard Forum Moderator Tester
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    Giblet the giber!
    You should give it a massive gold plated mansion instead of that jar...
     
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  17. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    Lol guys I put a big ass wasp (big black one that looked real mean) in last night, as a challenge. Wake up this morning to find a discarded abdomen and a pair of wings. Must have just eaten its tasty flight muscle and head. :D
     
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  18. synthesispandabot

    synthesispandabot Bison Rider

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    Your insect is a cold mother fucker.
     
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  19. MacD

    MacD Shark Slayer

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    http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

    There's a few videos of praying mantises fighting other bugs on there. I have no idea what the announcers are saying, but I can't turn down a good bug deathmatch.
     
  20. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    Fuck whoever voted no. That mantis is a BEAST.
     
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