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Discussion in 'Groups' started by Duke_Jordan, Aug 29, 2014.
i remember that. tell the story!
He doesn't believe in Aphelionism! Kill him!
Log in as an Orc;
Start building my little kingdom with Pixel;
A elf comes in asking for job;
I give her a job as a secretary, paying with gold and other kinds of payment as a salary;
I dump her for a new hotter one;
Her names is Tauriel, and her eyes are gorgeous;
We proced to build a relation as lovers, while Pixel says she's a bad influence;
Leave Orc Land and build us two a cabin in the skies;
Life is good;
Pixel comes to visit;
Tauriel starts insulting Pixel, calling him a bitch, saying i'm the only orc in her life;
Woah, ease up Tauriel, i say;
Pixel stands there for 5 minutes writting a response;
Meanwhile we proced to have sex in the bedroom;
Dr. Ozi logs and joins the humans;
Tauriel gets angry at Pixel and Ozi now, asking them to leave our land;
Tauriel, ease, they're just passing through, i say;
Tauriel proceeds taunting Pixel and Ozi, especially Pixel;
Tauriel, you speak too much about Pixel, i think you have some feelings for him, i say with a tear dripping through my cheek;
You're right Ingra, i think she has deep feelings for him, Ozi says;
I can't take it anymore and ask time to get our things thought out straight;
Tauriel attacks Pixel/Ozi and eventually hits me;
That's it Tauriel! I'm breaking up with you, i say desperate, tears run down my cheek freely now;
I jump of a cliff, commiting suicide;
Tauriel asks for forgiveness;
I'm already falling. FML;
John Mayer - Free Fallin'.sfx;
My body hits the floor.
I continue building my realm.
Humans go to war with elves, a consequence of Ozi and Taury's beef against eachother;
Eventually Orcs go to war with Elves.
We're getting crushed by them, especially Taury.
I eventually overcome my feelings for her.
I transport to sky island above Elf Land;
I'm sorry Taury, you had it coming;
The Elves are defeated by the Orcs!;
The true victor is life, cause life gives such wonders, only briefly so we can have a lifetime mourning the loss.
Shame I can't Like things on here..
You missed out the part where I completely decimated the Elven base and reduced it to rubble within seconds. :3
Man , I had already left
Me and 2 other angels (In game brother and sister) made a "tree/churchy" styled house on the dwarven base.
Also, "A" for Anakin and Angels! (AxAxA = Huge A)
my favourite seen in my role-play life so far was when i rescued a human bandit from a dwarven prison in the cloak of night. the bandit was a nice being and he told me his story. i cloaked. hidden by magic and then i oppend the door for him we then swam through the sea to escape
The slave wars, I was busy spying with Dinoman on the orcs, until they declared war.Made us slaves, we tried to escape 5 times, all failed, until Duke_Jordaan joined and my brother sellsword came to the slaughter with a zombie army and Duke. ahhh take that you purple midget dragon (hehe Sorry zhuum, had to say thet) heres how it happened the spies invaded. the orcs found them.they attacked and made us slaves. we worked as slaves, tried to escape five times but failed. Duke and my brother came with a Army and we beat the dragon
I asked the elves for help once when we were warring humans (I was dwarf) and I allied them...
they didnt even help, they just took the armour we bought (humans AND dwarves) and ran back to their base to store it XD
As an experiment, I tried putting a ballista on a hot air balloon.
It actually works and has full implementation. The ballista wouldn't fall off. I plan to use it as a war weapon when the time comes, for aerial bombardment.
Been there done that
never knew that WOAH
Just wanted to share a japanese village i made, by myself (forever alone)
Very nice. Why is it JPG though? KAG saves screenshots in PNG format.
Here are two different dwarven towns I made:
Okrap m9, I played witcha, and I didnt even know XD I see you all the time on the forums and I didnt even know it was you
Was looking through the art pdf and came across the shrine to Cernunnos, sounded fitting for rp, so I built this. Was fun while the peace lasted.
Great job dude! (Next time try doing it unsymethrical) ;)
No no that looks awesome as it is. Symmetry isn't always needed (as seen here) ;)
It only looks not symmetric because of the supports. Its sort of rare in stags that their horns aren't symmetric however. I've built a few others that were just one sided that's just the first one I was able to screenshot. :P
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