Generic Requests

When are we getting <insert future development update>? Man, its already been <insert random number here> weeks since the last update. I can hardly wait to play! Will <perceived overpower class> be weaker? As a <perceived deficient class> its extremely difficult to <method of attack> when the class is <action of perceived annoyance> all the time. Its <swear> annoying!

Lag is also pretty bad. All my deaths have been caused by lag. Devs, please fix this so that my K/D won't be as bad as some noob.

Speaking of some of the devs, can I be a dev? I think now that I've bought the game and had it for <insert random number> months, I need to be a guard so that griefers don't take down my houses.

lastly, <insert current bug> is ruining my games. Will the next developement have this bug? I mean c'mon, <insert distressing bug> is completely unfathomable. How did you miss that!

 

<smacktalk> devs, they already said that it's going to be out in <insert previous loose approximation of release date based on current development>.

 

That was sarcastic right? :p It's so hard to read sarcasm :p I'm just assuming it is haha :]

 

And that, gentlemen, is the perfect example of how to sum up useless requests.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll use this post as my core for a rant thread.