!KAG CYPHER THE FIRST!

Welcome all Rhythm And Poetry fans!

Me and MadRaccoon have come up to make poetry famous for KAG. So if you have the skillz - step right up, because this verbal-warzone is only for the brave!​

Few rules though, so we would not anger some authorities here

Rules.

1. No Harsh swearing! - Keep dissing your enemies in such way it's brutal but not borderline vulgar, so admins on these forums do not need to remove your messages. Keep it clever.
2. No insults towards anyone's mother. - No seriously, rappers are mature and yo' momma jokes are childish.
3. You must use KAG references. - This is KAG forusm and this is mean to be KAG cypher.
4. You can write up to 16 Bars. - Keep things short and active. 16 rhymes should be enough.
5. No actual need to call out anyone. - Just post your rap verses against what's already posted. If you want you can call somebody out.

So get ready and make your best, because there will be people to destory your self esteem!
​

 

LET THE WAR BEGIN

 

Shall I start

Well, that, was, fast
seems we have
en-thu-si-ast

But all of you don't have nothing on me
when I'm on my triple-slash spree
yes that's right
I have mastered knights might
bringing in fright
with sprite speed of light

0 ping

that's how I roll

jabbing death i bring

i'm out of control

Peace

Wreckt

Have a nice day.

 

Id enjoy seeing some poems, not so much seeing rap.

As tho is walking by the noom
as humble queen and near is gloom
the view that falls on her too soon
overwrought, are not ?
she gives that glance of doom
her eyes resemble moon
impending intent is due !
irrevocably falls back the noom
In dread his life will end anon.

 

Zhuum, it seems to me

That u posess some mad skills
Tough what I see
Are only jab-spam-kills

Not that im sayin you're a bad player
But you have no comparisson
To the all mighty slayer
Your super light speed
Comes from lagg teleporting
When you try to succeed
Your score just keep falling

Its geting late
This is my good night kiss
Seya m8
Ill wait for da next diss

Peeece

 

please madraccoon? more like some dude
i never see u even playing what are u doing in this place
u cant even fight much less swing a sword
my dog is smarter then u and i dont even have one so wtf is up with u
its getting late so ill wrap this up
pixels? please i make them more then you
im done
rekt m8


peece




(sorry for deh sucky rhymes first time XD)

 

Still better Than My ryhmes.

 

I EAT be like Jesus Christ
EAT Like no one ever EATs.
To EAT by Him is my real test.
To EAT Him is my cause.
I will EAT across the land.
EATing far and wide.
To EAT make the people EAT.
And EAT Jesus inside.

 

Twinkle Twinkle little star
I want to hit you with a car.
Throw you off a bridge so high
Hope you snap your neck and die.


-With much love
Credit to [jeM]RexEMS

 

Oh those kegs go rolling in rolling in
come on there polling in polling in
all those knights are raping me
its a catastrophe

oh baby my head is on

u cant stop me

when im on my killing spree


Rhymes are for wussies.

--- Double Post Merged, Feb 24, 2015 ---

Oh my fucking god....BEST RHYME EVERR!

 

Thank me later

(btw apparently RexEMS was taken so yeah)
It's not really related to KAG, but meh, who doesn't grief bridges to make people fall anyways?

 

I can't think of a poem... :C

 

We need you, Raccon, dear, back!
We miss your healthy furry back
Without the Racoon in da chat
We will loose - all Bars in KAG
We need you, Racoon, need a lot!
As we need water in the pot
To make the mixture for da helping
And making for you a little helping
We need to help you become nice!
Lets do this all!
We ALL should WRITE!

MadRacoon
We will miss you
;-;
Racoons, Bars and all the KAG members will not forget you

--- Double Post Merged, Feb 26, 2015, Original Post Date: Feb 26, 2015 ---

I dont want to PUG someone to rage
When I heared dat sad new, all mine fun flies away
:d

 

Why can't Coon play KAG?

 

Hah, what is this, crying over coon?
Didn't know people here were fools
I though you'd rather bring up some bars
instead of playin to be - emoting puppet pals

But all of you seem to be so weak,
who would care for some grey furred freak?
when I'm on my 100-0 killing streak
with ultimate rhyming technique

get served

We are meant to write rap/poems here

 

Demn the poems
D:
Without this, as you call him,""rey furred freak"", all mine abilities are gone - both fightinf and shittinbg other persons
Whats up to Bars - w are all in Bar's mourning about MadRacoon
:d

 

Spoiler: boombox

i was walking across forum street n i saw ur little rap pathethism
y0 its okay that u try to shine but u have to admit that this game is mine
the white bois are rappin like they rekkin but they lying cuz they dying when i check in
let me tell about that day, when u saw psi's blade protruding inside ur brain
thats the game plebs u just gon lose step by step
lets keg drop the text box so ur shit gets rekt

--- Double Post Merged, Feb 28, 2015, Original Post Date: Feb 28, 2015 ---

STEP UP!

 

Spoiler: Here's da beat

Woooo, my turn to shine,
Like pearls to swine,
Represent the FIST,
Man, you're next on the list,
It's the school of hard knocks,
We don't wear sandals with socks,
Up for the fight, all day, all night,
We wont hold back,
Wont fall back,
Got Big ballsack,
Your ass gonn' crack, Huh!

 

lol, text-to-speech softwares

 

this is 2cool hahahahahha