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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by zhuum, Feb 20, 2015.

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  1. zhuum

    zhuum Builder Stabber
    1. Aphelion's Roleplay

    Welcome all Rhythm And Poetry fans!

    Me and MadRaccoon have come up to make poetry famous for KAG. So if you have the skillz - step right up, because this verbal-warzone is only for the brave!​

    Few rules though, so we would not anger some authorities here :wink:


    1. No Harsh swearing! - Keep dissing your enemies in such way it's brutal but not borderline vulgar, so admins on these forums do not need to remove your messages. Keep it clever.
    2. No insults towards anyone's mother. - No seriously, rappers are mature and yo' momma jokes are childish.
    3. You must use KAG references. - This is KAG forusm and this is mean to be KAG cypher.
    4. You can write up to 16 Bars. - Keep things short and active. 16 rhymes should be enough.
    5. No actual need to call out anyone. - Just post your rap verses against what's already posted. If you want you can call somebody out.

    :rekt:So get ready and make your best, because there will be people to destory your self esteem:rekt:!
  2. MadRaccoon

    MadRaccoon Haxor

    :potato::bird: :r_flex::rektlord:
  3. zhuum

    zhuum Builder Stabber
    1. Aphelion's Roleplay

    Shall I start

    Well, that, was, fast
    seems we have

    But all of you don't have nothing on me
    when I'm on my triple-slash spree
    yes that's right
    I have mastered knights might
    bringing in fright
    with sprite speed of light

    0 ping

    that's how I roll

    jabbing death i bring

    i'm out of control



    Have a nice day.
    MadRaccoon likes this.
  4. wuusup

    wuusup Shipwright

    Id enjoy seeing some poems, not so much seeing rap.

    As tho is walking by the noom
    as humble queen and near is gloom
    the view that falls on her too soon
    overwrought, are not ?
    she gives that glance of doom
    her eyes resemble moon
    impending intent is due !
    irrevocably falls back the noom
    In dread his life will end anon.
  5. MadRaccoon

    MadRaccoon Haxor

    Zhuum, it seems to me

    That u posess some mad skills
    Tough what I see
    Are only jab-spam-kills

    Not that im sayin you're a bad player
    But you have no comparisson
    To the all mighty slayer
    Your super light speed
    Comes from lagg teleporting
    When you try to succeed
    Your score just keep falling

    Its geting late
    This is my good night kiss
    Seya m8
    Ill wait for da next diss

    Last edited: Feb 21, 2015
    GreyHCK and HappySheep like this.
  6. imaninya

    imaninya Catapult Fodder

    please madraccoon? more like some dude
    i never see u even playing what are u doing in this place
    u cant even fight much less swing a sword
    my dog is smarter then u and i dont even have one so wtf is up with u
    its getting late so ill wrap this up
    pixels? please i make them more then you
    im done
    rekt m8


    (sorry for deh sucky rhymes first time XD)
  7. stabborazz

    stabborazz Bison Rider Staff Alumni

    Still better Than My ryhmes.
  8. wuusup

    wuusup Shipwright

    I EAT be like Jesus Christ
    EAT Like no one ever EATs.
    To EAT by Him is my real test.
    To EAT Him is my cause.
    I will EAT across the land.
    EATing far and wide.
    To EAT make the people EAT.
    And EAT Jesus inside.
  9. stabborazz

    stabborazz Bison Rider Staff Alumni

    Twinkle Twinkle little star
    I want to hit you with a car.
    Throw you off a bridge so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die.

    -With much love :heart:
    Credit to [jeM]RexEMS
  10. super_gaming_geek

    super_gaming_geek Bison Rider Tester Official Server Admin

    Oh those kegs go rolling in rolling in
    come on there polling in polling in
    all those knights are raping me
    its a catastrophe

    oh baby my head is on

    u cant stop me

    when im on my killing spree
    :smug: :B): :smug: :B):

    Rhymes are for wussies.
    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 24, 2015 ---
    Oh my fucking god....BEST RHYME EVERR!!!!
  11. ItsRex

    ItsRex Catapult Fodder

    Thank me later ::):

    (btw apparently RexEMS was taken so yeah)
    It's not really related to KAG, but meh, who doesn't grief bridges to make people fall anyways?
  12. LazarusTheGreat

    LazarusTheGreat Bison Rider Donator
    1. Aphelion's Roleplay

    I can't think of a poem... :C
  13. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

    We need you, Raccon, dear, back!
    We miss your healthy furry back
    Without the Racoon in da chat
    We will loose - all Bars in KAG
    We need you, Racoon, need a lot!
    As we need water in the pot
    To make the mixture for da helping
    And making for you a little helping
    We need to help you become nice!
    Lets do this all!
    We ALL should WRITE!

    We will miss you
    Racoons, Bars and all the KAG members will not forget you
    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 26, 2015, Original Post Date: Feb 26, 2015 ---
    I dont want to PUG someone to rage
    When I heared dat sad new, all mine fun flies away
    MadRaccoon and zhuum like this.
  14. LazarusTheGreat

    LazarusTheGreat Bison Rider Donator
    1. Aphelion's Roleplay

    Why can't Coon play KAG?
  15. zhuum

    zhuum Builder Stabber
    1. Aphelion's Roleplay

    Hah, what is this, crying over coon?
    Didn't know people here were fools
    I though you'd rather bring up some bars
    instead of playin to be :heart:- emoting puppet pals

    But all of you seem to be so weak,
    who would care for some grey furred freak?
    when I'm on my 100-0 killing streak
    with ultimate rhyming technique

    get served

    We are meant to write rap/poems here
  16. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

    Demn the poems
    Without this, as you call him,""rey furred freak"", all mine abilities are gone - both fightinf and shittinbg other persons
    Whats up to Bars - w are all in Bar's mourning about MadRacoon
    MadRaccoon likes this.
  17. Psiklaw

    Psiklaw Bison Rider

    :boulder::boulder::boulder::boulder::boulder::boulder:i was walking across forum street n i saw ur little rap pathethism
    y0 its okay that u try to shine but u have to admit that this game is mine
    the white bois are rappin like they rekkin but they lying cuz they dying when i check in
    let me tell about that day, when u saw psi's blade protruding inside ur brain
    thats the game plebs u just gon lose step by step
    lets keg drop the text box so ur shit gets rekt:boulder::boulder::boulder:
    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 28, 2015, Original Post Date: Feb 28, 2015 ---
    STEP UP! 78787878
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2015
  18. Colargolator

    Colargolator Horde Gibber
    1. KAG Competitive League


    Woooo, my turn to shine,
    Like pearls to swine,
    Represent the FIST,
    Man, you're next on the list,
    It's the school of hard knocks,
    We don't wear sandals with socks,
    Up for the fight, all day, all night,
    We wont hold back,
    Wont fall back,
    Got Big ballsack,
    Your ass gonn' crack, Huh!
  19. GreyHCK

    GreyHCK Shark Slayer

    lol, text-to-speech softwares

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    Last edited: Feb 28, 2015
  20. Psiklaw

    Psiklaw Bison Rider

    this is 2cool hahahahahha
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