Make a wish and ruin someone else's

This game is about making a wish and ruining the wish of the above user, Example:

"User 1: I wish for a chocolate."
User 2: Granted, but the chocolate was poisoned. I wish a motorcycle."

And here's my wish:
I wish for money.

 

Granted, but it was all IN PENNIES! I wish for lots of Cats!

 

Granted but there are so many cats and you get stuck in a room with them and you suffocate of fluffiness.

 

i want to complete my studies in EE this year and its verry hard and how im doing now it seems i'm not passing

 

you pass but a new law makes them useless I wish for more wishes (if that's not possible I wish for more genies)

 

You get more wishes, but sadly, they are broken. I wish for fish.

Wasn't this something in the Bro clan?

 

Granted, but the fish was a shark and ate you :I, I wish for a bag of fruit gummies.

 

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hannah_montana_gummies.jpg
Granted, they taste exactly how they look.
I wish for a new brother.

 

Wish granted! Take a look at your new brother!

Spoiler: Ryuk

I wish for some wheatgerm.

 

Granted, but your wheatgerm was roasted (I guess?)
I wish for the worst things to happen to me in life.

 

Even worst than that things happen and I wish for everyone to have a happy new year

 

Wish granted everyone has a happy new year however everyone dies the day after
I wish for Justin Bieber poster (Surely there cant be a negative twist to that)

 

Wish granted the Justin Bieber poster comes alive and kills you in your sleep. I wish for more shotguns.

 

Your wish is granted you get more shotguns however they're made of cheese.
I wish for a sock puppet with a monobrow

 

Your sock puppet is oddly sticky. Whatever.
I ask for a wallet.

 

Granted but it's made out of your money.

I wish for faster internet.

 

Granted, but your family members download HD porn rendering it slower than if you would have used regular internet.

I wish for fame.

 

Grated, you are now the most famous porn star.
I wish for this thread to keep going. (<-- see what i did there )

 

But the thread was brittle and broke. (<--- denied by separate context)
I wish for a New Year's repeat

 

You cant wish since the thread broke.
I wish for smarter forum people. :3