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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, you have created... a nugget of purest green!

    I wish I had some matches. I need to light a candle.
     
  2. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    You get the matches, but they are inside the candle.

    I wish for understanding.
     
  3. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    You get kermit the frog
    I wish for a epiphone casino
    p.s. sticks?
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    Dammit, I got beat to it!

    To continue,
    Granted, everybody understands except you.
    I wish for an Epiphone Casino
     
  4. Alpaca

    Alpaca Haxor

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    you get your epiphone casino, but is is cursed to always be out of tune...
    I wish for things to stop blowing up in my face.
     
  5. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Bison Rider

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    Granted, but only for 1 minute.
    I wish that I was the best person in KAG and that this wish could not be ruined in any way (he never limited to how many wishes :D).
     
  6. Alpaca

    Alpaca Haxor

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    congratulations, you are the best person in KAG- King Ashton's Goldfish (you didn't specify which kag :D) This wish cannot be ruined, so you are therefor stuck with it for the rest of your life.

    I wish for people who i don't like to stop hugging me.
     
  7. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Granted, but you don't like anyone but you don't know that. Y U NO HUG?
    I wish for a strawberry smoothie.
     
  8. Alpaca

    Alpaca Haxor

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    granted, but it's only half strawberry: the other half is kiwi.

    I wish I had a life time supply of ice cream. (there is one very specific way to ruin it, if you've watched a certain video about boots... I will be very happy if someone gets it)
     
  9. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    I haven't watched your video about boots, and therefore your humour means nothing to me. Coincidentally, you receive your lifetime supply of ice cream, a single 300ml tub.

    I wish I wasn't friends with line-breaks.
     
  10. Alpaca

    Alpaca Haxor

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    You aren't friends with line breaks, and now fbb hates you for the rest of eternity (the correct thing for me was the "the flavor is boot to the head")

    I wish for the people who I ACTUALLY want hugs from to start hugging me
     
  11. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Wish Granted. People you want hugging you start hugging you, as you realize you don't like hugs.

    I wish for Doctor Gregory House.
     
  12. Alpaca

    Alpaca Haxor

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    You get house to meet house, and you will now never be able to forget that you will NEVER be as awesome as him :P

    I wish for tiramisu.
     
  13. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    You get tiramisu ice cream
    I wish for there was more awesome dub step like this
     
  14. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Wish Granted. Your ears bleed and you lose your hearing due to all the dubstep you listen to, effectively losing your ability to listen to that garbage.

    I wish for duct tape and rope.
     
  15. Alpaca

    Alpaca Haxor

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    You get your duct tape and rope, which you feel compelled to use to tie up a girl in your basement, the police find you, arrest you, and you are sent to prison on kidnapping charges.

    I wish for luv :heart:
     
  16. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Most dubstep is shit, except for that video. Did you watch? If not; WATCH IT GODDAMNIT!
    Granted, but you for some reason now have poor vision and get a live snake and a skinned snake rolled up
    I wish The Boss wrote more songs like County Fair and that nothing can happen to my health
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    I got beat :QQ:
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    You get love from a llama
    I wish for a record player
     
  17. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Bison Rider

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    Granted, but you bought it from an antiques store, and it was so old, as soon as you touched it, you broke it.
    I wish for a fskuujfukwhgterhtgi837502835871!!!#%#^$*%34fhsdk, f.
     
  18. kebabs44

    kebabs44 Shark Slayer

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    EDIT
    I got beat :QQ:
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    You get love from a llama
    I wish for a record player[/quote]

    You get one. But it's incompatible with everything.

    EDIT: damn I got beat too. :QQ:

    You get whatever you typed and it eats you.

    I wish for eternal life and no emotion so I can think logically no matter what the situation.
     
  19. Alpaca

    Alpaca Haxor

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    your logic makes you realize that life is meaningless

    I wish I was good at pixel art
     
  20. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Wish Granted. You are now good at pixel art, but cannot get anything to make it with.

    I wish for pain, unimaginable pain.