One Post

You get one post in this thread. Make it count.

 

My work is done.

Enjoy.

 

Wait what prevents us from two?

 

Well, I'm wasting my post.

 

1. Done.

 

One post?
ONLY ONE?
...
I see...
I shall have to plan this carefully...
...
...
...

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
except for the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And torn it pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people that are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking, when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE
still alive

Darn, I need more space for Want You Gone...

 

I love Unicorns... All kind of Unicorns... Ponycorn, Pegacorn and Dinocorn...

 

Those who commit suicide are selfish
Do they not know the pain they cause to others
As well as themselves?
For goodness sake, think about someone else
Other then yourself and leave that knife alone .

 

A male of our race.

A female of our race.
http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&r...x_icDQ&usg=AFQjCNHcaS9ywOmqmejD0HTUdvf-7m4hYg
This is most humans replacement for books.

Where humans get a large percentage of our entertainment

Jokes
and (drum roll audio should be attached) CHRISTMAS
This is what humans SHOULD send to outer space
MY work is done.

 

I must say that contrary has done an incredibly fine job with this thread.

Wait, how many posts?

 

brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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dam it it didn't work

 

Kiss me, Harry.

 

Pomf.

 

Hidden messages ftw.
Every day I am waiting.
Waiting...
Waiting for what?
I do not know.
I am in this state.
Of forever waiting. And dreaming.
Dreaming of something...
I cannot remember...
Am I waiting to remember?
To remember what I am dreaming?
And only then I may stop waiting?
I do not know.
I only know one thing.
I am dreaming.
Dreaming...
This is my reality.
This is what I choose.
Because...
I cannot handle reality...