Rage!

Post unfortunate moments here: Anything that can be screenied is good.

-*See enemy knight* *Charge bomb* *enemy knight is killed* *bomb has to be wasted*

-*Typing epic response* *Killed*

-*Teleporting archer firing lots of shots in close combat*

-*Decide to go underground* *Fifty knights coming your way.* *Realise theres no way up again and no way back..*

-*Charge bomb for a really precisely timed release* *Lag@trollface.com* *bomb goes off early*

-*Map is swiss cheese* *Map restart is called* *Fails*

-The icing on the turd cake: *Get a nice score, have a good game, almost get the flag*... *Server disconnects*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

>Play knight for 40 builds
>Find out Archer is easier and more fun
>My face

 

*join a game-ping disconnect*

 

>Try and join a game
>Connection Failed
>Try again
>Connection Failed
>Try again
>Get in
>Get votekicked out...

 

>Join a populated server
>Get votekicked out
>Join another server
>Same person follows me there
>Get votekicked out
>Join [HA] server
>Ping disconnect
>Rejoin populated server
>Repeat cycle until I cry

 

>Try to build small archer wall and trap on server
>Guy tries to make a wall and breaks both my archer wall and trap
>Guy insists i'm stupid
>I call guy an idiot
>I have 250 gold
>He drops a block on my head
>I do the same when he has 250 gold
>Votekick him
>Get votekicked
>My face

 

Now, that's not how I remember it, tlc.

 

...Well, i may have exxagerated the gold bit, but everything other then the votekicks is true

 

join server
ping too high
join other server
ping too high
join the first server again
you have been banned
join second server
you have been banned
quits forever

 

join server
have no fun
quit

 

>Play builder, front lines
>Outpost gets destroyed, sent back a few meters to an outpost not too far away from the one I built
>Three catapults, all the work my team put into fortifying our outposts is wasted

 

You forgot the Minecrafters behind your base who are always there every match :P

 

Who do you think built the catapults

 

...I laughed for like ten seconds straight. That picture was perfect.

 

i have never seen a response which so precisely begs for a "touche"

 

Typically melee fight when I'm the archer and the enemy is a knight.
And then, he teleports to me due to high ping, and kills me with ONE STAB when I'm at full health. At least, that's what I see.

But, there's one thing I enjoy in high pings, that's the 10-second sandbox mode.
Everyone stops, except you. You know you will be kicked soon, but still, you grab all the bombs and trying to shoot arrows around, going up and down, visiting the enemy's base, and such.

 

Have some jumpy bitch archer kill me seven times in a row. He was like Vig's twin.

 

>Spend five minutes building a very tall, thick and deep stone wall.
>Some douchebag digs through the wall and puts doors in it.
>I tell him "No doors", as I wanted it to be as secure as possible.
>He says "No doors? Okay." And digs through his doors without replacing them with stone.
>Wall collapses on top of his head, killing him and ruining our defenses.

idiot. >.<

 

>Small game, 3v2
>Knights everywhere, go archer
>Kill knight, knights go archer
>OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN also splatter your brains all over the ground