RSCPR response thread re: the "red" virus

{edit0} NB: for new comers, please be aware that there's been an update to the situation, please read the post >here< for more info before voting in the above poll!

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Further updates can be found: here, and here.

A link to current health levels of all members know to be involved in this fiasco!
Attn: forum members with discoloured usernames!

Since the initial instance of inexplicable username discolouration (first seen on our estimable moderator @Galen's account) I have been in communication with the Royal Society for Contagion Prevention and Research (or: RSCPR, for short) in the hope that, with their help, a solution might be found. Their director of operations, Gerald Baldwin, has forwarded the following message; which I have reproduced along with the poll he mentions. {edit} Please just PM me, or post in this thread, if you want to be injected with discolourant (warning, this could probably affect your internal swag levels).

Those of you who would like immediate relief from the effects of username discolouration should register their desire as such and I'll dispense the treatment as soon as possible.

For everyone else, please follow the directions of the RSCPR and do your best to not only effect a new treatment, but also limit the spread of this horribly debilitating condition.

~FBB

 

@startselect3 - You're not even showing signs of username discolouration. Does this mean that you want to be injected with pink (& swag) reducing drugs at the first sign of pinkness?

 

<3

 

oh well, pink is for love, pink is for life ._.?

 

This has received a better response than any update so far!

 

"Nu, pink sucks, I want red :3"
Help science, then we could make it red!

 

As an advance warning, FBB, if I turn pink, nothing will save you from my wrath.

 

how to be pink? This is my favorite colour please help me out.