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Saints Row The Third Free Steam Key Giveaway!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Other games' started by StewieTheThird, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. StewieTheThird

    StewieTheThird Catapult Fodder

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    I purchased the Humble Bundle THQ this week and I paid over the average and I already own the game. I am willing to pm you the activation key for the first person to write me a convincing short story of a boy and how bad he would want this game ^.^ Or the premium version of KAG XD your choice. BEGIN THE WRITING FOLKS! you have a week :P [​IMG]
     
    StewieTheThird, Dec 7, 2012
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  2. delankski

    delankski Horde Gibber

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    Once upon a time,
    There was a boy .. from a far far away that is full of trolls.
    The boy's name is Shad. Shad is a boy, yes he is. :)
    Shad was scared about those trolls trolling him to be trolled.
    Shad didn't fight to the trolls, instead of fighting .
    Shad chopped the woods down, it became logs.
    He built a bed, a bomb shop and an arrow shop.
    And lastly he built a d1ld0 shop.
    OK I think I'm writing a dumb story,

    please I want this game badly please, please please plaese , please , plsaeas, plsasease :(
    Plasease, plasease, plaseaease, I'll be your freind, pelaewse, plaedawese. :(
     
    delankski, Dec 7, 2012
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  3. Contrary

    Contrary The Audacious Paramount of Explosive Flight Donator Tester

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    Make sure you got a good computer, yo. I have a decent compy but when the later stages of this game became pretty unplayable for me. I was playing coop exclusively though, that might have been a factor.
     
    Contrary, Dec 7, 2012
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  4. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Once upon a time, there was a boy. In most accounts, he was quite an ordinary boy; he had hair, feet, and also a mouth. It's difficult to be specific about any other features he might have had, because he was perpetually sealed in a box. We don't actually know why he was sealed in the box, only that it was blue, and large enough for him to squat uncomfortably in.

    Naturally, living in this comparatively small box could be quite troublesome for him, or so he told us with his muffled voice. In particular, starvation was a very real problem, and, apparently, his water supplies regularly ran low. According to him, sweat doesn't taste especially pleasant, and also has the twin quality of contain next to no vital nutrients. Needless to say, he had survived thus long, and I expect he is still surviving today.

    The sheer absence of owned items in his life was quite a sobering trait, and during his ceaselessly long periods of boredom he could be heard to philosophise to himself, deeply pondering the meaning of life in a sealed blue box, and whether, in fact, anything existed outside of said sealed blue box. He could hear the murmured conversations of those outside of his* box, but all he could attribute those voices, even my delicately sonorous speech, was to the vicious mutterings of demons bent on tormenting his very existance.

    My point here is that if he new items could be owned, he would have craved it; positively pined for the precious experience of holding a possession in his grubby mitts, savouring the sensation. Anything at all would have given him this intense, almost orgasmic, feeling of satisfaction from owning even the smallest thing, even a inspecific code for, say, a computer game of some kind. He would love these things with all his heart, and his very soul would be fed into it, like it were some kind of silent, monolithic slot machine of the spirit.

    Or I assume that's how he would feel. He's in a sealed box though, so I can't tell exactly.


    * Technically, he only rented out the box from a short, bald lady with one leg longer than the other; the only reason she hadn't yet evicted him for not being able to pay his rent was because it's difficult to get someone out of a sealed blue box.
     
    Hella, Dec 8, 2012
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  5. zackdeux

    zackdeux Catapult Fodder

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    This is a story about rivalry and people's tenancy to be dishonest. The story is about twelve ethical starship pilots. It starts on a rocky planet. The story ends with a promotion. A major element of this story is when technology becomes indistinguishable from magic.

    On the rocky planet the kid was alone.He has no friends neither family.But a nightmare changed his life.He dreamed about Johnny Gat getting killed.

    Johnny Gat is accounted as the world superheroes at that time.He died.So he want to have saints row the third to get his revenge. goodnugasdjaskfl
    I WANNA WINN XDD
     
    zackdeux, Dec 10, 2012
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  6. rocker2

    rocker2 Ballista Bolt Thrower
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    There once was a boy named Shad,
    Who was a jolly good lad,
    but he decided to hack,
    and a guard caught his act,
    So he was pretty darn (butt)mad.

    True story...
     
    rocker2, Dec 18, 2012
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  7. -Tj-

    -Tj- Sicarii Donator
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    Once upon a time, in a land of mystery and adventure.
    There was a little 10 year old boy who's name is Lynn, who lost his family to bandits, he was afraid.
    Flynn heard of these Saints and wanted to find them, so he packed up his little things and his teddy and went traveling in search of these Saints.

    Flynn searched all over the world, climbing trees and going through alleyways to find these Saints. He was starting to give up hope, until he saw a traveling salesman with Saints trinkets.

    Flynn walked over and said to the salesman "Excuse me sir, is that a Saint t-shirt?". And the salesman said "Why, yes it is boy, why do you want to know?"
    Flynn said with his little voice "I am a big fan of the Saints, there my heroes" And the salesman replied "I see, but why are you out here, there's no town here for miles over those hills."
    Flynn simply said to the salesman "I've lost everything to those bandits that live in the mountains, so im heading out in search for the Saints." The salesman just looked at the boy for a few minutes, then decided to say something "Well mate, if you need help getting there i can give you a lift after my rounds are done. "No thank you sir" Said lynn "I can get there on my own, thank you sir for the offer"

    So Flynn said goodbye to the salesman and continued on his way in search for these Saints he has been wanting to see ever since he was 5. He walked up the countryside and into forests, meeting all kinds of people. Some good and some bad, he stopped at a little Inn for a few nights to rest up.

    He see's the salesman there at the inn, so he walks over to him. "Hi there" Said Flynn with his cloths all dirty and covered in sweat, The salesman said "Hello boy, did you tell me your name the first time we met?" Flynn replies cautiously "No sir i didn't, and my name is Flynn" They talk for a while, Flynn talks about his family and were he lives to the salesman. The salesman says that his name is Augustus, and if Flynn still needs help he would be of kind service. Flynn said one thing to the salesman "Where can i find the Saints?"
    And Augustus said they live in Steelport.

    A few days later Flynn said goodbye to Augustus and went back on his way to Steelport, he was very excited to finally get the chance to see his heroes.

    And that's all i have for the story so far, like this post if you liked the story.
     
    -Tj-, Dec 19, 2012
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  8. Canadian98

    Canadian98 Haxor Tester

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    You're giving away a premium code, but you don't have it yourself?!?
     
    Canadian98, Dec 19, 2012
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  9. xXSAFOXx

    xXSAFOXx Catapult Fodder

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    there was once a boy called john,he liked adventures
    and this is how his quest to find "the saints row the third" began
    john was just coming out of his house,when a troll appeared(not a troll as trolololo an under the bridge troll)
    john ran inside to grab his sword to kill the troll,as he grabbed the sword,the troll hit him
    john then reached to his pocket knife and stabbed the troll,the troll died
    as he went out,he thought he should start a new adventure,and that is how he started the quest for tsr3
    he went and searched everywhere asking for the game,there was no one
    until he found a person in a market called "king's arthur gold"
    he ran to him and asked:"may i have this game" the man accepted but he told him to do somethings for him first
    he said he should rescue the princess stuck in the tower,and slay the dragon guarding the tower
    john accepted,because this game means alot to him, and went,guided by the map the man gave him,he spotted the tower
    the dragon was asleep at the entrance,he walked passed the dragon calmly,and when he tried to open the door
    the dragon heard a creak and woke up,john ran into the tower and closed the doors,he grabbed his sword terrified from the dragon
    then he found an underground secret passage to outside the tower,he took the passage and went behind the dragon,he sneaked up
    to him,and cut off his tail,the dragon turned around and started to spit fire at john,john then jumped high and cut off 1 wing of the
    dragon,the dragon lost balance and fell to the ground,and then john cut off the dragon's head,the dragon died,
    he then ran into the tower,and found the princess,he took her and ran back to the man in the market
    the man then gave him the game,and the man took the princess,john was too happy,his brains exploded
    The End.

    please pick me!(if u think the ending ruined the story,please ignore that,it was just for a little laugh) :) thanks for this giveaway!
     
    xXSAFOXx, Jan 25, 2013
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  10. Chaos-Knight

    Chaos-Knight Bison Rider

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    There once was a boy, or really more of a grown man,
    who wanted this awesome game so bad
    that he'd not only write a (really) short story,
    but also throw in a steam key for Frozen Synapse, too.

    The End.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9nZ43iwS-c
     
    Chaos-Knight, Jan 25, 2013
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