SirEndgame's Delicously Dastardly Domination Declaration

Hello there, fellow KAG players! How do you fare? Have a positive outlook on your future?

If you do, too bad! There won't BE a future. If you don't? Then my scheme will put you out of your misery!

Though I may appear at first glance to be a nonchalant a slightly deranged KAG player, I, in fact, am about to achieve WORLD DOMINATION!

Now just sit back, and allow me to elaborate on my cunning little scheme...

STEP 1: GATHERING THE MATERIALS

It's not like i'd actually be able to conquer the world without some sort of machine or magical powers that allows me to brainwash you cronies en masse, soI opted for the first option. Using nothing but my wits, I was able to brute force several accounts abandoned by their original owners. These poor virtual characters, now my puppets, gathered roughly 250,000 stone, wood, and gold to suit my nefarious purposes. Using the materials to make a doomsday workshop (workshop tiles in a 99x99 grid) I crafted an ORBITAL DOOM CANNON!

STEP 2: FILL 'ER UP

Unfortunately, although I now had an orbiting doom cannon launched out of the earth's atmosphere, I realized something: I forgot to load it. Whoops! Since bomb jumping has been nerfed, I couldn't enter the atmosphere by myself. Thus, I used my puppets from step 1 to create stairs with their corpses and made my way to the cannon.

Using the gold I got by abusing the infinite gold bug, I "imported" super kegs from Rayne's Day N Night server. Thanks, rayne! Your own mods will spell your demise! :p :D Next, I brought up super kegs 1 by 1 to load the cannon. Here is a diagram of the orbital doom cannon, crafted by the finest artists of this millenia.




Stunning drawings, yes?

STEP 3: SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE FIREWORKS

"BUT WAIT, YOU DELUDED SAP!" you cry in my general direction. "NOT EVEN THAT MUCH SUPER KEGS CAN BLOW UP THEIR ENTIRE WORLD!"

Right you are! But my goal isn't to blow up the world in it's entirety, per se. You see, the massive explosion caused by all the ammo I'm going to unload in a few days will use up all the ram and your pathetic computers, causing them to overheat and EXPLODE! The lot of you using alienware computers aren't safe either, though. I have planted a colony of gregs underneath my planned firing zone. After the fireworks, billions of gregs will be released from their subterranean prison and wreck havoc on you pathetic lot! With you exterminated, me and the Gregs will make a NEW WORLD ORDER!

So, would anyone like to side with me before I annihlate you all? Truly, the extra staff would be welcome.:)

 

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

No, I think the world should be owned by a 12 year old instead of female wifu. ;3

 

I do believe you have to get through these guys first.

 

Is he playing xBox?

You guy are totaly mad.

 

No, he's controlling a drone, with an x-box controller.

 

So the war is like CoD and Battlefield?

 

I wouldn't know, but I don't think you get to respawn in real life.

 

Yeah, the war is still in alpha, their are going to fix this annoing no respawn bug.