TEAM DOORS

Are you still using those pansy little weak spike traps with TRAP BRIDGES??
THEN YOU'RE A FOOL, A WEAKLING. A TEAM DOOR PIT IS THE ULTIMATE TRAP.
Take a look at this image, prepare for your goddamn heart to stop and your body to spasm.


NOT FEELING SO TOUGH NOW, HUH?
In fact, I'm sure you just pissed your pants.
Look down, your knees are trembling.
There's a large stain on the bottom of your pants.
LOOK AT THAT BLOODY MURDER DEVICE.
There's the blood of it's victims still fresh on the spikes, in fact, it probably massacred an entire army.
Your god can walk on water?!? WELL IT CAN'T WALK ACROSS THIS PIT WITHOUT DYING A HORRIBLE DEATH.

"The secret to ultimate defense, offense and total power and control in this world... ARE TEAM DOORS." -Albert Einstein, Year 1064, during an interview on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

I'm not gonna say anything more, I don't want to be held responsible for murder, and the soilation of your new white pants.

 

The meaning of life?
TEAM DOORS.

Spoiler

 

Need a date?
TEAM DOORS!

 

I think he deserves a prize,

TEAM DOORS.

 

2+2=?
TEAM DOORS!

 

See the ultimate defense of team doors, demonstrated in a local server.

LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN BUILDER BREAKING MY TEAM DOOR PIT.
BLARGHISDJIGHIGJ!

 

How do you win The Game?
TEAM DOORS.

 

Took a arrow to the knee?
TEAM DOORS!

 

How to insta win KAG match?
TEAM DOORS.

 

Need a job?
USE TEAM DOORS!

 

HAHAHAHAHAH, I showed that stupid builder what's what!
I broke his stupid trap bridge pit and replaced it with a state of the art TEAM DOOR PIT!

 

Oh god...

 

Spoiler

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Melan, don't forget to put spikes on top of the doors! Otherwise your team might think its ok to walk on the doors.

 

No need BC, the team doors are the ultimate defense!
It obviously owns your nooby towers which the other team can collapse!
Team doors are forever!

 

Chuck Norris can't break Team Doors

 

Somebody's trying to increase their post count... Thread and doors locked.