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The Kiting Clan - Oxygen Brothers

Discussion in 'Dead/Inactive' started by weman713, Apr 4, 2015.

  1. weman713

    weman713 Bison Rider

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    The Greatest Of Them All
    Players Who Have Seen Countless Stalemates
    And Will See Many More
    Every Clan Ever, Prepare Your Butts To Tie Against us.
    Because We Are........... Kite Clan

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    The Kitstitution

    CONSTITUTION OF THE KITING CLAN [Kite

    SECTION I.1 - PREAMBLE
    A kiter's life is defined by honesty, integrity, good kitesmanship, good oxygen, and kiting like a motherfucker.

    Section I.2 - ACRONYM OF KITE
    2.0 is the best clan ever
    K ings
    I ntellectual
    T remendously Big Kite Strings
    E wesome

    SECTION II.1 - CODE OF KITER'S HONOR

    1. The use of the left click button may never be excused.
    2. Every kite has a second chance.
    3. There are an infinite amount of second chances
    3. Bombs and boulders are permitted only to permit mobility.
    4. Be cool, don't be a jojodud.
    5. You can eat burgers
    6. Trampolines are a kiters best friend.
    7. Once a kiter always a kiter.

    SECTION II.2 - BILL OF KITER RIGHTS

    1. A kiter has the right to freedom, to use his kite whenever he wishes.
    2. A kiter has the right to justice, to not be improperly kited upon, and to not to be abused for his own kiting.
    3. A kiter has the right to honor, to be a coolest dude and to be a hip and swell brother.


    SECTION III.1 - THINGS KITERS SAY

    1. "We know what we are, but know not what we may be." -Weman713
    2" you just got kited!" - [Kite]yCity
    3. "May the wind blow forever in your favor" - Weman713
    4. "Another one kites the dust." -
    5. "u jus ben kitd" - jedi
    6 "Kiter? I hardly knew her" - [Kite]yCity
    7. "Good oxygen may blow upon you." - Common kiter's greeting
    8. "To kite, that is the only way to live." -Jorji Costanza
    9. "How do i slash?" - jdi
    10y1. "Let's Compare kite strings"
    13. "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the kite." - Weman713
    14. "There is no do, only kite." -Abraham Kiteler
    15. LONG LIVE THE KITE - jdi
    16. "Ascend, and be kite"
    17. Kite fight
    18. "You miss 100% of the kites you dont take" -Wayne Gretzky
    -Michael Scott

    SECTION III.2 - THINGS KITERS DON'T SAY

    1. "Yo, you got a sexy dick." - MrIcarus
    2. "I like to use my sword" - Dirty peon
    3. "how do i shield"

    SECTION III.3 - KITER'S OATH

    "I, (insert name), agree to abide by the code and law of the Kiting Clan. I will act with good faith, honestry, integrity, and good oxygen. I will not use my sword and I will give everyone a second chance.
    I promise to do the best possible, and will never never bite the dust. I never say Things That Kiters Don't Say, and " always say the Things Kiters say. I will not be uncool. I am a hip gent.

    KITERS SIGN BELOW-
    Weman713 aka Kiteman713
    Kitatobird aka K!T3M@$T3R aka KiteWithTheWind aka BornToBeKite aka Potatokite
    Mr "Yo, you got a sexy dick." Icarus
    [KiteyCity ~ The cool Kiteguy





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    Professional MLG Kiters

    :r_flex:Weman713 - aka Kiteman713 :flex:
    Kite String
    :r_flex:MrIcarus - aka Mr "Yo, you got a sexy dick." Icarus:flex: Kite String
    :r_flex:kittycity - aka [KiteyCity ~ The cool Kiteguy:flex: Kite String
    :r_flex:Paralogia aka HURRICANE KITERINA:flex: Kite String
    :r_flex:Potatobird aka Kitatobird aka K!T3M@$T3R aka Potatokite:flex: Aquamarine String
    :r_flex:CowboyDan aka KiteboyDan:flex: Shield String
    :r_flex:JediofTheReich aka JediofTheKite:flex: Bad Baddieson String
    :r_flex:Jigsaw aka JigKite360scope:flex: One Centimeter String

    KITER RANKS AND PROGRESSION (FROM HIGH TO LOW)
    1. Kite String
    2. Black String
    3. Aquamarine String
    4. Mauve String
    5. Shield String
    6. Dirty Dude String
    7. Bad Baddieson String
    8. Starterson String
    9. Rookie String
    10. One Centimeter String

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  2. Potatobird

    Potatobird Bison Rider Forum Moderator Mapping Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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  3. kittycity

    kittycity Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Can confirm is the best clan, and is better than jojodud. (jk)
     
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  4. CowboyDan

    CowboyDan Bison Rider Staff Alumni Donator Tester

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    ASCEND BEYOND THY SWORD
     
  5. weman713

    weman713 Bison Rider

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    Fourth
     
  6. Potatobird

    Potatobird Bison Rider Forum Moderator Mapping Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    yes

    -Kitatobird aka K!T3M@$T3R aka KiteLikeTheWind aka Potatokite aka BornToBeKite
     
  7. kittycity

    kittycity Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    swag
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  8. ParaLogia

    ParaLogia tired Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    *signed:scroll:

    :chicken::chicken::chicken:

    --Hurricane [Kite]rina
     
  9. MrIcarus

    MrIcarus Arsonist
    1. SharSharShar - [SHARK]

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    When we speak of kites, we do not simply talk of nylon or canvas stretched over wooden dowels attached to a string with a variety of decorations attached. We speak of the love between men, the rise of humanity to a higher planar form. A kiter is one who contains within him the power to change the world from within. The oxygen that hoists kites above all else is the same that we breathe, the same that makes us true Kitesmen.

    We are Kite Clan, we do not forgive, we do not forget.
     
  10. weman713

    weman713 Bison Rider

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    Can we move to competitive @Skinney
     
  11. Snake19

    Snake19 RIP Staff Alumni Donator
    1. [AG#] - Ancient Gear

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    What the hell ? 0_0 i hope it's a joke ? What gonna become [Syn] and [hat] if you have jiggy and kitty in this clan ?
     
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  12. MrIcarus

    MrIcarus Arsonist
    1. SharSharShar - [SHARK]

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  13. Anonymuse

    Anonymuse Arsonist

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    Plz can I be honorary water kite type?
     
  14. kittycity

    kittycity Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    no
     
  15. Anonymuse

    Anonymuse Arsonist

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  16. Potatobird

    Potatobird Bison Rider Forum Moderator Mapping Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    don't knock it till you kite it
     
  17. ParaLogia

    ParaLogia tired Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    KITELUMINATI.png

    Ever wonder why Benjamin Franklin really flew a kite in a thunderstorm?
     
  18. PUNK123

    PUNK123 Hella wRangler Staff Alumni Tester

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    He didn't Idiot
     
  19. ParaLogia

    ParaLogia tired Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    Nice try, kite-denier. There's photographic evidence:

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    #rekt
     
  20. MrIcarus

    MrIcarus Arsonist
    1. SharSharShar - [SHARK]

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