The Temple of Mighty Wargod Loki

This is the place where you can worship The Great One. Feel free to bring your sacrifices including vegetables, virgins, minimal house records and noobs everywhere on the servers.

There is a large altar in the middle of this gigantic room. The light passing through a few windows made of red glass illuminates the temple in a creepy fashion. You can hear the smell of burnt chicken and uncontrolled rage filling the air. There are random sinister noises coming from all directions, but it is impossible to locate any sources of the sound - it seems like the Spirit of The One himself makes the air vibrate. You notice a few disciples praying to The Wargod, but after a closer inspection you can see that they are just cardboard silhouettes placed all around the place to confuse everyone.

 

Praise be to The Great One.

May we cower in his magnificent and fiery confusion for eternity.

*sacrifices the English language*

 

that is a worthy sacrifice indeed. I wonder who shall sacrifice the whole of common sense now