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Weapon of Choice

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by creeperman, May 3, 2013.

  1. creeperman

    creeperman Catapult Fodder

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  2. Shadza

    Shadza Knightmare Donator

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    Fcking awesome...handkerchiefs !!!
     
  3. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    ...An armchair
     
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  4. toffie0

    toffie0 is sweeter than you <3 Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester

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    A pillow.... Yep, I'll def survive.
     
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  5. zollie20

    zollie20 Haxor

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    A trampoline.
     
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  6. blukey

    blukey Finest Moustache in the Kingdom Donator

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    Scissors? Better than a pillow, I guess.
     
  7. I would hit them with my keyboard.
     
  8. goodyman8

    goodyman8 Bison Rider

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    A glass of water.
     
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  9. WanderMark

    WanderMark :) Donator

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    A samson C01U condenser microphone. Shit is heavy.
     
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  10. Angry Bird's plush toy (the yellow one that goes faster when you click). :p
     
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  11. Gofio

    Gofio Gunwobbler x3

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    fuck.

    It's a fake moustache.
    I had a handmade crossbow on the drawer to my right...
     
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  12. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Should I be concerned as to why you have a crossbow?
     
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  13. Gofio

    Gofio Gunwobbler x3

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    It's not even hard...
    Just take a plank, 5 x 30 x 3, and at certain places, make some holes.
    Then you make a small ditch for the arrow, and the base is done.
    Take a strong but flat piece of wood, wet it, then heat it, so it'll curve.
    Put them together, and tie the ends of the flat piece of wood together with some strong string.
    The arrows are easy: Just take a log, and drill holes in it with one of those drills that have rings.
    (You're supposed to make perfect circles in stuff, but I use it to get perfect circles OUT OF stuff)
    Then get a regular drill, and use it to make a hole in a piece of stone, and put the arrowshaft in that.
    Let the amazing power of glue do it's work, and you've got your own crossbow, with arrows.
    If you want, you can make a small hole in the tip of the arrow, to put something in, or an incision in the shaft to make it splinter.
    Now you can take on every army.
    No matter how many squirrels there may be...
     
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  14. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    ..I am concerned.
     
  15. Gofio

    Gofio Gunwobbler x3

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    You don't need to be.
    unless you're a squirrel.
     
  16. Shadowofgold

    Shadowofgold Haxor

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    I have a pair of headphones.

    If I can't hear them, I can stay calm...probably.
     
  17. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    A metal guitar slide....
    This is the end.
     
  18. Yokomuri

    Yokomuri Catapult Fodder

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    A long metal candle holder,batter up!
    But first ill make some adjustments to it and make it even better,
    then beat zombie's ass's,i'm like one of the high school of the dead girls all over again
     
  19. tlc2011

    tlc2011 Base Burner

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    A pen.

    I am holding a pen.

    Shit.
     
  20. Gofio

    Gofio Gunwobbler x3

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    First time I visit this thread it's a moustache, now it's a walnut.
    I am doomed :(