Noobs in Action: Constructive Criticism Edition

just to be clear - this building lacks an EASY way back in. all classes are able to get back in but it requires more time and skills

 

It also displays one of the features I dislike the most, overhangs pointed towards your team. They are just waiting to fall on your team or help the enemy convert the structure.

 

Backwalls are completely missing in 99% of "noobs in action" buildings yet they would instantly make lot of them quite usable. Why is that? It is because backwalls are not explained anywhere in the game. The fact that they support other blocks has to be retrieved by trial and error.
But it is old news - ingame tutorial learns you how to move, not how to build...

 

if you have to remove one block to grief a building to hell, its not even griefing anymore.
also, it was to explain why his awfull excuse for a tower was badly made, while he kept telling me about its awesome greatness.

i saw this person that made lots of linepieces in a row last week.
it wasnt even that bad, but the enemy could simply hop on the top of the walls...
think about what you build... ..please!

 

An example of a waste of space:

 

hilarious. is that guy making a hotel or something?
one bed every tower is enough, really.
in case of a large base like this, I'd say five is maximum.
one at flag, one at topright overhang, one at the front doors, and two somewhere in those big rooms on the left side.

 

Heh, admittedly, that seems like something I'd make for the heck of it with a bunch of buddies on an abandoned server, back when I began playing. For some reason, and I'm not sure whether this applies to anyone else but building "for the sake of building," left a somewhat therapeutic effect on me. Like runner's high without the....exercise. Builder's high, perhaps? Well, that remains to be seen. Anyway, my point was that this tower may have been a bit counter-productive and over-the-top. The plethora of beds scattered throughout may have been a bit unnecessary. It may have taken a while to scale/exit and it may have been an utter waste of resources. However, I'll be damned if the creator/s of that tower didn't have the time of his/their life creating it.

 

The tower starts on the map.

 

...i guess i can see what the builder was trying to do here i just don't understand why he thought it would work.
As for how he could improve it idk doors on both sides with back wall under it. tho honestly traps like that don't really work that well in the first place.

 

First he built this:


We asked him what he was building and he said it was a base. Originally it's only support was a single pillar of doors so we asked him to at least reinforce it. He was otherwise pretty unresponsive and the front line was far off so we left him to it. In the end a griefer got it.

Straight away he started building this:

Which he said was somewhere safe for archers.

As for advice I suggest the same as I suggested in game: Keep things reinforced with more than just doors. Try and learn from what other people build with a focus on what the enemy builds that gets in your way and what your team builds that helps you.

 

Lol! That's a fail. The sad thing about most noobs is that they think they are like the best person in the game. :(

Here's what I would change:

Don't make half the tower out of wood doors.
Don't make an overhang into your base! Overhang it to where the enemy comes from.

That is all.

 

I bring you four pictures of hilarious noobs:

Spoiler: The pictures take up a lot of room

 

Ahahahaha, the same noob seen in the last photo has returned!

Spoiler: His name

 

At least he built shops.
I've seen builders who would capture the hill and the first thing they would do is make a deep spike pit at the top.

 

its mostly this premium players make shitbuildings, clasic(most) make good and cool basesbut clasic has more ggriefers

 

heres a noob building that i saw and critisized on but the noob who made it would not lision it only killed our team and not the blues. the noobs name is *redacted*

 

You cant say the person's name, it's against the rules.

The Here's because the " 's " is for "is"

I needs a capital at all times when alone.

The correct spelling for listen is not "lision"

Commas are needed at pauses.