Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, but you become a cynical asshole, therefore incapable of enjoying them, or anything else.

I wish I could speak another language without putting forth an earnest effort.

 

You did not obtain these socks since you did not wish for them.

I wish for it to snow tomorrow so I can have a nice time at Yorkshire Sculpture park.

 

Granted, it does snow and you could of had a nice time at the park
Plot twist: The snow is caused by nuclear fallout blotting out the sun, artificially cooling the planet, beginning a new ice age, and removing 99% of life on Earth; your wish is the end of mankind.

I wish that Wyoming would have a large concrete wall on its borders, 24/7 guard, and death penalty for even attempted escape; this prison would withhold all bronies, and there would be no internet access (▱˘◡˘▱) .

 

Granted, but the sox are 10 inches thick so you can not wear them.

I wish for snowmen bodyguards!

Off-topic to Hella: Going there as a lesson trip for my art college. We are also going to Hepworth (I think that is what it is called) meuseum. I'm looking forward to seeing the sculptures. Hopefully I can get some ideas for my final project of the unit I'm currently on.

 

granted but your in a wasteland that's very very hot so the snowman melts and the thieves stole everything but you clothes
I wish for a .

 

Granted, but the . was way to big and became a huge . dd










I wish a wish that cant be corrupted.

 

Granted, but since there was no other conditions to your wish you gain and lose nothing; this is not an alteration of your wish in anyway, the negative outcome is that you wasted your time trying to confound your audience.

I wish I could skip through the best years of my life and skip straight to the final years of Alzheimer's and morphine.

 

Granted, but you no longer remember what I am talking about.

I wish for a donation.

 

Granted, but the donation was in Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks.
I wish.

 

granted but you didn't wish for anything because you said "I wish " so you get a wish thats no decayed and becomes a nyan cat
I wish for a army thats unrecruitable

 

wish granted, but someone mean putted superglue in them. tou spend the rest of your life walking in the same shoos, full of pain because your feet are still growing.


i wish i had a pet Nyan Cat with a sound on/off button, immortality, never flying away and always stick with me and he is my personal body guard.

 

Granted however it becomes so protective of you it doesn't let you eat because of a fear of poison and you eventually starve
I wish for a fish that has a un-corruptable wish but cannot directly or indirectly affect me

 

Granted but you end up killing someone you hate and don't bother do do anything but he was going to make is family rich so you made someone's life worse and your fish is a shark [sharks are fish right?]
I wish for a [ps I want a to crash the internet =D]

 

You get a but the 's all over you and then the world of the 's end.

i wish a cookie :3

P.S. Sharks are Mammals.

 

Granted but it ate you.

I wish for food.