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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. AL3X_j_M

    AL3X_j_M Shipwright

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    Granted, but you become a cynical asshole, therefore incapable of enjoying them, or anything else.

    I wish I could speak another language without putting forth an earnest effort.
     
    AL3X_j_M, Jan 14, 2013
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  2. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, you can now speak Portuguese without any effort at all; however, you cannot understand what either you or anybody else is saying in that language, no matter what.

    I really need some more socks.
     
    Hella, Jan 14, 2013
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  3. PumpkingSlice

    PumpkingSlice Base Burner

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    You did not obtain these socks since you did not wish for them.

    I wish for it to snow tomorrow so I can have a nice time at Yorkshire Sculpture park.
     
    PumpkingSlice, Jan 14, 2013
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  4. AL3X_j_M

    AL3X_j_M Shipwright

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    Granted, it does snow and you could of had a nice time at the park
    Plot twist: The snow is caused by nuclear fallout blotting out the sun, artificially cooling the planet, beginning a new ice age, and removing 99% of life on Earth; your wish is the end of mankind.

    I wish that Wyoming would have a large concrete wall on its borders, 24/7 guard, and death penalty for even attempted escape; this prison would withhold all bronies, and there would be no internet access (▱˘◡˘▱) .
     
    AL3X_j_M, Jan 14, 2013
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  5. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but the bronies are kept on the outside, and everyone else on the inside. It was deemed safer this way.

    I wish I had some more of those socks I needed before Pumking so heartlessly spurned my desire.

    Also, Pumpking, I wanna go to the Yorkshire sculpture park. It looks so good, and I like the sort of art they have there. ;-;
     
    Hella, Jan 14, 2013
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  6. PumpkingSlice

    PumpkingSlice Base Burner

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    Granted, but the sox are 10 inches thick so you can not wear them.

    I wish for snowmen bodyguards!

    Off-topic to Hella: Going there as a lesson trip for my art college. We are also going to Hepworth (I think that is what it is called) meuseum. I'm looking forward to seeing the sculptures. Hopefully I can get some ideas for my final project of the unit I'm currently on.
     
    PumpkingSlice, Jan 14, 2013
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  7. maplelord

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    granted but your in a wasteland that's very very hot so the snowman melts and the thieves stole everything but you clothes
    I wish for a .
     
    maplelord, Jan 15, 2013
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  8. Ranged66

    Ranged66 Bison Rider

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    Granted, but the . was way to big and became a huge . dd










    I wish a wish that cant be corrupted.
     
    Ranged66, Jan 15, 2013
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  9. AL3X_j_M

    AL3X_j_M Shipwright

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    Granted, but since there was no other conditions to your wish you gain and lose nothing; this is not an alteration of your wish in anyway, the negative outcome is that you wasted your time trying to confound your audience.

    I wish I could skip through the best years of my life and skip straight to the final years of Alzheimer's and morphine.
     
    AL3X_j_M, Jan 15, 2013
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  10. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but everyone but you has the Alzheimer's and morphine, and you are left in your old age, sitting in a nursing home, fully lucid but entirely alone in a world full of shuffling, drooling diminished persons. The nurses treat you with disdain, because they aren't paid enough, and you spend the last 40 years of your meaningless life in a sickly green complex with nothing to do but watch countdown and remember your best yea- oh, snap, you didn't have any.
    I feel horrible even imagining that.

    I wish I hadn't.
     
    Hella, Jan 15, 2013
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  11. rocker2

    rocker2 Ballista Bolt Thrower
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    Granted, but you no longer remember what I am talking about.

    I wish for a donation.
     
    rocker2, Jan 15, 2013
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  12. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but the donation was in Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks.
    I wish.
     
    Ninja12, Jan 16, 2013
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  13. maplelord

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    granted but you didn't wish for anything because you said "I wish " so you get a wish thats no decayed and becomes a nyan cat
    I wish for a :migrant: army thats unrecruitable
     
    maplelord, Jan 16, 2013
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  14. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    You get the :migrant: army, but because they do no damage and are next to useless, they don't help you in any way. At all.

    I wish I could have a new pair of shoes.
     
    Hella, Jan 16, 2013
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  15. Ranged66

    Ranged66 Bison Rider

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    wish granted, but someone mean putted superglue in them. tou spend the rest of your life walking in the same shoos, full of pain because your feet are still growing.


    i wish i had a pet Nyan Cat with a sound on/off button, immortality, never flying away and always stick with me and he is my personal body guard.
     
    Ranged66, Jan 16, 2013
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  16. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
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    Granted however it becomes so protective of you it doesn't let you eat because of a fear of poison and you eventually starve
    I wish for a fish that has a un-corruptable wish but cannot directly or indirectly affect me
     
    TotalPotato, Jan 16, 2013
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  17. maplelord

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    Granted but you end up killing someone you hate and don't bother do do anything but he was going to make is family rich so you made someone's life worse and your fish is a shark [sharks are fish right?]
    I wish for a :migrant: [ps I want a :migrant: to crash the internet =D]
     
    maplelord, Jan 17, 2013
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  18. Ranged66

    Ranged66 Bison Rider

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    You get a :migrant: but the :migrant: :migrant:'s all over you and then the world of the :migrant:'s end.

    i wish a cookie :3

    P.S. Sharks are Mammals.
     
    Ranged66, Jan 17, 2013
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  19. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    You get a cookie, but it has fruit in, and no-one likes fruit.

    I wish for the world's largest fish.

    P.S. Sharks fucking well are fish.
     
    Hella, Jan 17, 2013
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  20. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Granted but it ate you.

    I wish for food.
     
    Lord_bugg, Jan 17, 2013
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