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Corrupt a wish!

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Catguy19, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Your wish is granted; you can get money without working, but you don't.
    I wish I was more consistent with my use of the helvetica font (on this forum).
     
  2. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Granted, but you collect welfare and food stamps. You live a mundane, trashy life.

    I wish I could enter the world of animated movies.

    Banned cause ninja.

    I wish KAG contained more fan-service and better plot.
     
  3. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Your wish is granted; you can enter the world of animated movies, but you don't.
    I wish I hadn't accidentally typed "brannted" while trying to remember which forum game this was.
     
  4. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, you typed brannted on purpose.
    I wish a normal-sized, non-poisonous, mundane, delicious, fresh, steal-proof, immune to dangerous agents, non-self-conscious cookie, that doesn't provoke harm to me in any way.

    And I wish some milk as well.
     
  5. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Your wish is granted, as your stomach acids are a "dangerous agent" it just stay in you forever, being mildly uncomfortable (at times) and also causing constipation. As you were the one to eat the cookie, you, not the cookie, were the one to provoke the harm. Also something nondescript is wrong with the milk, and your wording didn't actually ask for the cookie, it also built the milk request as a contingency, so there's that, too. [/run-on]

    I wish *I had* a normal-sized, non-poisonous, mundane, delicious, fresh, steal-proof, immune to dangerous agents, non-self-conscious cookie, that doesn't provoke harm to me in any way, that I have no intentions of eating.
    And I wish *for* some tea as well.
     
  6. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Wish was granted, you now have a cookie lying in your fridge. Congratulations.
    The tea was poisonous.

    I wish for some non-poisonous, safe to drink herbal tea.
     
  7. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Your wish is granted. In accordance with poison classification you get nothing.
    I wish for some safe to drink tea, oh wait! *sips tea irl*
     
  8. ParaLogia

    ParaLogia tired Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    You get a safe with which you may drink tea. :huh?:

    I wish I could use KAG emoticons anywhere.:B):
     
  9. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    You sewed a piece of cloth, with a KAG emoticon printed on it, in front of your eyeballs - behind your eyelids. ;)

    I wish for something cold to drink.
     
  10. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    You're wish is granted. You're blood is now frigidly cold, and in your mouth.
    I wish that the next wish was for the world to be upside-down.
     
  11. ParaLogia

    ParaLogia tired Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    ǝq oʇ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɥsıʍ I
     
  12. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Your wish is granted, but it's also backwards and has a tendency to end mid sentence.
    I wish XChat2 (YChat (whatever)) wouldn't get stuck whenever I (accidentally) minimize it.
     
  13. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Granted, it's now stuck whenever you open it.

    I wish I could speak Japanese.
     
  14. SJD360

    SJD360 Haxor

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    あなたの願いが付与されている、あなたが今話すことができるすべては日本語です
    "Anata no negai ga fuyo sa rete iro, anata ga ima hanasu koto ga dekiru subete wa nihongodesu"
    "Your wish has been granted, all you can speak now is Japanese"

    I wish I could fully learn and understand Latin.
     
  15. Lieber

    Lieber Is Probing Uranus Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester

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    Your wish is granted, but no one understands you because Latin is a dead language.

    I wish for a pony.
     
  16. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Granted. Natara stole it.

    I wish Elmo was real.
     
  17. Lieber

    Lieber Is Probing Uranus Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but he's in fact a psychopath serial killer and goes on a killing spree.

    I wish my mind wasn't as weird.
     
  18. SlyStalker

    SlyStalker Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, but even wishes can't help your condition.

    I wish that I was an awesome programmer.
     
  19. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Granted, but you made awful programs.

    I wish I could instantly solve any mathematical equation in my mind.
     
  20. Monsteri

    Monsteri Slower Than Light Tester

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    Granted, but now you can't read or hear.

    I wish the 3-day raining spree would end.