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3 word story

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Frank, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. Frank

    Frank Shopkeep Stealer

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    . =DD

    12 pages! weeeeee

    2nd story!!!:

    Suddenly, president apeface went mad and brought back the his war bear armed with an Alaskan king fish asking for directions of Lolokaust. But why in hell did he go to that place did he go to that place did he go there for pleasure? Yes he did. But then who told him to do that thing with his yellow [censored] without inviting others?
    Smilecythe is a hopeless chocolate addict and a complete okay dude, besides he's a great plumber. Also, while the angry war-bear... given armour by (C&C!)... anally impregnated dwarf. (wtf)
    Secret to happiness is unknown to red flashing bulb(trololol). People live to be wasted. I'm mentally unstable psycho who's eat cats. Wondering why Poland is so polish. But then suddenly flying spaghetti monster... sat on Frank [tnx, Valky =D <3 u 2] and started stretching its poopy ass until spaghetti smell went to china.
    This weird thread is weird. Humanity is also weird. However, we live in a weird world of weirdness where one weird forum is hosted. However, my uretha blows up and nothing happens - surprise! But then suddenly my baby sister throws a rock at orphans passerby. End of story.
    But it continues
    and then ends.
    Or does it.
    with constant failing, maybe or does he constantly facepalm but facepalm causes massive head damage and will kill all of Loki's brain cells, then enter his urethra and go to his lower regions... which yet again made a facepalm. Then a machinegunmonkey made a facepalm it says SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH FACEPALMS DANGIT so the monkey played death awhile... Suddenly he facepalmed and hit Kaputtnik in his balls and then his sombrero blew up into clouds of pink strawberry flavored tennis balls, then he cumed came into the world as enjoyed donuts. Oprah's head exploded and became pregnant while making babies from sushi ingredients which were rotten, filled with zombieguts and lifted into monsteri's uretha wich caused a big explosion, the toilet flushed trougth with a huge shitload of shit. This shitload was being in the toilet. too shitty for Monsteri's shitty avatar which has shit in Furai's toilet. Therefore Furai got owned pretty hard and sits now on top of his neighbour's chimney wich collapsed in the name of STOP!.....Haley's back. Just exploded in Soviet Russian territory which are communist. A beautiful place.
    Then I woke up. And fel asleep and died beautifully in Geti's pants which was quite dirty and brown on the side and had yellow sweet lemonade stains on the back *Puts on sunglasses*. I shot him in the face.

    ps: If we'll keep like this, we'll be able to release a book pretty soon... "Free Word Stories" XD
     
  2. Smilecythe

    Smilecythe Ballista Bolt Thrower Tester

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    and the sperm
     
  3. Vatx

    Vatx Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    flied all over
     
  4. Smilecythe

    Smilecythe Ballista Bolt Thrower Tester

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    his body, what
     
  5. Wargod-Loki

    Wargod-Loki Haxor

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    has made him
     
  6. Vatx

    Vatx Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    so mad about
     
  7. Wargod-Loki

    Wargod-Loki Haxor

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    the whole shit
     
  8. Vatx

    Vatx Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    that just happened
     
  9. Smilecythe

    Smilecythe Ballista Bolt Thrower Tester

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    . Mspaint is great.
     
  10. Wargod-Loki

    Wargod-Loki Haxor

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    But gimp2 better,
     
  11. Wolven

    Wolven Shipwright

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    for drawing big
     
  12. Wargod-Loki

    Wargod-Loki Haxor

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    but also small
     
  13. Monsteri

    Monsteri Slower Than Light Tester

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    penis smileys. Photoshop
     
  14. Wolven

    Wolven Shipwright

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    makes them look
     
  15. Nebuchadnezzar

    Nebuchadnezzar Shopkeep Stealer

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    like utter shit.
     
  16. Smilecythe

    Smilecythe Ballista Bolt Thrower Tester

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    Although photoshop sucks
     
  17. Wargod-Loki

    Wargod-Loki Haxor

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    cauze it has
     
  18. Wolven

    Wolven Shipwright

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    too many balls
     
  19. Nebuchadnezzar

    Nebuchadnezzar Shopkeep Stealer

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    it is still
     
  20. Vatx

    Vatx Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    the time for