3 word story

. =DD

12 pages! weeeeee

2nd story:

Suddenly, president apeface went mad and brought back the his war bear armed with an Alaskan king fish asking for directions of Lolokaust. But why in hell did he go to that place did he go to that place did he go there for pleasure? Yes he did. But then who told him to do that thing with his yellow [censored] without inviting others?
Smilecythe is a hopeless chocolate addict and a complete okay dude, besides he's a great plumber. Also, while the angry war-bear... given armour by (C&C!)... anally impregnated dwarf. (wtf)
Secret to happiness is unknown to red flashing bulb(trololol). People live to be wasted. I'm mentally unstable psycho who's eat cats. Wondering why Poland is so polish. But then suddenly flying spaghetti monster... sat on Frank [tnx, Valky =D <3 u 2] and started stretching its poopy ass until spaghetti smell went to china.
This weird thread is weird. Humanity is also weird. However, we live in a weird world of weirdness where one weird forum is hosted. However, my uretha blows up and nothing happens - surprise! But then suddenly my baby sister throws a rock at orphans passerby. End of story.
But it continues
and then ends.
Or does it.
with constant failing, maybe or does he constantly facepalm but facepalm causes massive head damage and will kill all of Loki's brain cells, then enter his urethra and go to his lower regions... which yet again made a facepalm. Then a machinegunmonkey made a facepalm it says SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH FACEPALMS DANGIT so the monkey played death awhile... Suddenly he facepalmed and hit Kaputtnik in his balls and then his sombrero blew up into clouds of pink strawberry flavored tennis balls, then he cumed came into the world as enjoyed donuts. Oprah's head exploded and became pregnant while making babies from sushi ingredients which were rotten, filled with zombieguts and lifted into monsteri's uretha wich caused a big explosion, the toilet flushed trougth with a huge shitload of shit. This shitload was being in the toilet. too shitty for Monsteri's shitty avatar which has shit in Furai's toilet. Therefore Furai got owned pretty hard and sits now on top of his neighbour's chimney wich collapsed in the name of STOP!.....Haley's back. Just exploded in Soviet Russian territory which are communist. A beautiful place.
Then I woke up. And fel asleep and died beautifully in Geti's pants which was quite dirty and brown on the side and had yellow sweet lemonade stains on the back *Puts on sunglasses*. I shot him in the face.

ps: If we'll keep like this, we'll be able to release a book pretty soon... "Free Word Stories" XD

 

and the sperm

 

flied all over

 

his body, what

 

has made him

 

so mad about

 

the whole shit

 

that just happened

 

. Mspaint is great.

 

But gimp2 better,

 

for drawing big

 

but also small

 

penis smileys. Photoshop

 

makes them look

 

like utter shit.

 

Although photoshop sucks

 

cauze it has

 

too many balls

 

it is still

 

the time for