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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. Lieber

    Lieber Is Probing Uranus Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but it's only a feeling so you die of sleep deprivation.

    I wish I could buy everything I ever wanted.
     
    Lieber, Mar 8, 2014
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  2. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, you now want nothing.

    I wish I had a delicious regular sandwich right now.
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 8, 2014
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  3. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, you had (note tense) it now (note tense). Time breaks.

    I wish to tell jokes that are actually funny.
     
    Apronymous, Mar 8, 2014
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  4. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Granted, but now you cannot sleep. You wander alone through the night for all eternity and end up depressed due to loneliness. Everyone has to sleep at night, yet you cannot. Burdened with this superpower of yours, you simply sit and stare at sleeping people to pass time. That is your life, until you decide to end it yourself.

    I wish I would discover a hidden superpower within myself.
    #Screw you internet

    Granted, but you are still a boring person.
    I wish I had the power of manifesting my thoughts and fantasies at will and make them reality.
     
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    MCrypa, Mar 8, 2014
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  5. king-george

    king-george Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    Granted, you wish for cookie monster to appear, he appears and thinks your a cookie...
    I wish I had the power to travel through time.
     
    king-george, Mar 8, 2014
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  6. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, you move through time slightly faster than one second per second *cough*you we're already time travelling*cough*.

    I wish the next post in this thread is off-topic.
     
    Apronymous, Mar 9, 2014
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  7. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Granted, but the content scars you for life, making you unable to enter the internet ever again.
    I wish I had the same power as the main character in the manga manhwa "The Gamer"
     
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    MCrypa, Mar 9, 2014
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  8. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, but Korean webcomic aren't manga, even if they are on manga sites. Anyways... you get killed almost as soon as you first walk into an illusion barrier.

    I wish I knew how to pronounce aplomb.
     
    Apronymous, Mar 9, 2014
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  9. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, but now you look silly for not googling it first.

    I wish I gained a dollar every time someone rages in kag
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 9, 2014
    #609
  10. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Hyperinflation ensues, it's all worthless.

    I wish these forums were more active.
     
    Apronymous, Mar 9, 2014
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  11. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, but they just get higher amounts of cancer.

    I wish I had a standard Olympic weightlifting bar.
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 9, 2014
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  12. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Granted, but you use it without a spotter and accidently die.

    I wish I were a slightly different height.
     
    Apronymous, Mar 9, 2014
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  13. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Granted, you are now 20 cm tall.
    I wish I could emit harmless wifi signals out of my skin pores.
     
    MCrypa, Mar 10, 2014
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  14. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    How is that slightly different? :huh?:

    Granted, but it's just noise and it causes interference with all the other signals, making you, or anyone near you, unable to connect to a wifi spot for the rest of your life.
    People avoid your company because of it, and you eventually die alone and offline.

    I wish people PM'd me pictures of their elbows.
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 10, 2014
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  15. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Granted, but you die of dehydration two days later.
    I wish I could lick my elbow.
     
    MCrypa, Mar 10, 2014
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  16. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    >checks inbox
    >no pictures
    I'm dissapointed

    Granted, your arms are no longer attached to your body
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 10, 2014
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  17. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Wish granted.

    I wish I had more elbows.
     
    Hella, Mar 10, 2014
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  18. Hawxx

    Hawxx Bison Rider

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    Wish Granted.
    You grow too many elbows and become known as the legendary "Elbow Man" You have now 12 year old kids drooling over you because your their real-life super hero.

    I wish I had the ability to travel to parallel universes.
     
    Hawxx, Mar 10, 2014
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  19. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Wish granted, but you are now eternally known as the Universal Boy, sidekick of the legendary Elbow Man.

    I wish we could have a super cool villain to do battle with.
     
    Hella, Mar 10, 2014
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  20. Apronymous

    Apronymous Bison Rider

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    Wish granted. He goes by the moniker of NamedPlayer and his power is that anyone intrested immediately learns his identity. Somehow you didn't get the memo. Hijinx ensue.

    I wish I could take back my terrible decision (the one from yesterday).
     
    Apronymous, Mar 10, 2014
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