[₪] - ShekelLords

"the best kind of jew"

A Brief History Lesson

Spoiler

Genesis
Chukka said farewell to his brothers in Zen in order to make a clan of his own. In no time he gathered up a ragtag platoon of baddies. Due to some unfortunate events Chukka spiraled into inactivity where he tried to clean up the mess he had made in the real world. Understandably, some of his dudes left; but the ones that stayed proved to be the most rad anyway. Chukka, being the warm-hearted man that he is, felt that bestowing power to a worthy successor would be the best course of action. Thus it was given to none other than TheDirtySwine.

The Dark Ages
There is not much recorded history from this time. Swine enforced 'the shitter mentality' upon his serfs. Everyone begins to hate Nova.

Rebirth
Chukka returns, at last! All rejoice and praise him! TheDirtySwine and Chukka now rule in harmony. It was a perfectly balanced system, the perfect duo! The clan grows exponentially. Clan wars are had, friends are made, and all is well in the kingdom. And so it remains...

Leadership
Supreme Shekel Lord Chukka (Founder)

Competitive
Indifferent Breakfast Item MehWaffle
Solar Tempest Sunstorm
RIP Anonymuse
Gloomy Dusk Darknight
Fokin Guido
Reserved Avian ShyCrow
Calcium Enriched Bones
Candyphile Skittlefuck
The Human Zoo Adrianza
That Noob DatNob

Social
Deliciously Juicy Grapefruit
An Evil German But NotHitler
Not-an-element Imperium
Canadian Beardman Medio
Disco Plushie TechnoTeddy
idek Gunkabob
Crimson Dessert RougeCupcake
Mistempered Scavenger MadRaccoon

AUS (bad)
Apple of Eden

Clan Wars
[₪] vs. [hat] = WIN
[₪] vs. 2.0 = DRAW

Copyright of Nova™
"Novavavava"
"liek men"
"fokin Guido"
"Illuminaughty"
"Ye Dickglazed Cockymom"
"Shitter"
"Canadian Jesus"
"dank memes can't melt steel beams"
"wolfjob"

Unwarranted use of any of these words or phrases is punishable by anal penetration; killing you would just be gay.​

To apply/join or clan war contact Chukka & Swine via PM
All clan wars require a minimum wager of 5 bitshekels​

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awwyis, also why am i under pleb and duke_jordan is your fuck boy?

 

Duke is bae and also the first member aside from myself. You can be Fukboi #2 I suppose ;-;

 

yay a new awesome great amazing, kind, super duper, sick, swaggy, fancy, exciting, ultra cool clan! good luck!

 

We a insulted that you did not use the term 'Rekatronic' when you were describing us. This means war! Clan war that is.

As soon as we're competitive​

 

u wot

 

You want clan war

Spoiler

BRING IT ON

 

There can only be one

 

A conflict ey? I guess you guys will have to Duke it out

 

can i be vag clout?

 

wai is dis clan so baid
not evne bow lvl

 

Sup. I hav to post here.

 

How's the clan going chukka?

 

mandatory post O_O

 

@SpideY Competitive please :)

 

I guess, good.

 

Log class best class

 

when are you gonna change my name to vag clout?

 

Gl for your clan!
Would you like to join MLK?

 

woohoo! thanks for the move spidey :D