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[₪] - ShekelLords

Discussion in 'Dead/Inactive' started by Chukka, Nov 17, 2014.

  1. Chukka

    Chukka Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni
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    "the best kind of jew"


    A Brief History Lesson
    Genesis
    Chukka said farewell to his brothers in Zen in order to make a clan of his own. In no time he gathered up a ragtag platoon of baddies. Due to some unfortunate events Chukka spiraled into inactivity where he tried to clean up the mess he had made in the real world. Understandably, some of his dudes left; but the ones that stayed proved to be the most rad anyway. Chukka, being the warm-hearted man that he is, felt that bestowing power to a worthy successor would be the best course of action. Thus it was given to none other than TheDirtySwine.

    The Dark Ages

    There is not much recorded history from this time. Swine enforced 'the shitter mentality' upon his serfs. Everyone begins to hate Nova.

    Rebirth

    Chukka returns, at last! All rejoice and praise him! TheDirtySwine and Chukka now rule in harmony. It was a perfectly balanced system, the perfect duo! The clan grows exponentially. Clan wars are had, friends are made, and all is well in the kingdom. And so it remains...


    Leadership
    Supreme Shekel Lord Chukka :hammer::sword::bow: (Founder)

    Competitive
    Indifferent Breakfast Item MehWaffle :boulder:
    Solar Tempest Sunstorm:sword:
    RIP Anonymuse :hammer::sword::bow:
    Gloomy Dusk Darknight:hammer::sword:
    Fokin Guido:sword:
    Reserved Avian ShyCrow :bow:
    Calcium Enriched Bones :skeleton:
    Candyphile Skittlefuck :sword:
    The Human Zoo Adrianza :sword::bow:
    That Noob DatNob :sword:

    Social
    Deliciously Juicy Grapefruit :sword:
    An Evil German But
    NotHitler :sword:
    Not-an-element Imperium :sword:
    Canadian Beardman Medio :sword:
    Disco Plushie TechnoTeddy :sword:
    idek Gunkabob :noburu:
    Crimson Dessert RougeCupcake :food:
    Mistempered Scavenger MadRaccoon :sword:

    AUS (bad)

    Apple of Eden:sword:

    Clan Wars
    [₪] vs. [hat] = WIN
    [₪] vs. 2.0 = DRAW


    Copyright of Nova
    "Novavavava"
    "liek men"
    "fokin Guido"
    "Illuminaughty"
    "Ye Dickglazed Cockymom"
    "Shitter"
    "Canadian Jesus"
    "dank memes can't melt steel beams"
    "wolfjob"


    Unwarranted use of any of these words or phrases is punishable by anal penetration; killing you would just be gay.






    To apply/join or clan war contact Chukka & Swine via PM
    All clan wars require a minimum wager of 5 bitshekels


     
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2015
  2. startselect3

    startselect3 Arsonist

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    awwyis, also why am i under pleb and duke_jordan is your fuck boy?
     
  3. Chukka

    Chukka Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni
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    Duke is bae and also the first member aside from myself. You can be Fukboi #2 I suppose ;-;
     
  4. mcrifel

    mcrifel Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester
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    yay a new awesome great amazing, kind, super duper, sick, swaggy, fancy, exciting, ultra cool clan! good luck!
     
  5. Chukka

    Chukka Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni
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    We a insulted that you did not use the term 'Rekatronic' when you were describing us. This means war! Clan war that is.

    As soon as we're competitive
     
  6. Duke_Jordan

    Duke_Jordan King Arthur's Knight Donator
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    u wot
     
  7. mcrifel

    mcrifel Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester
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    You want clan war :rollseyes:
    BRING IT ON!!!!!! :bird::eek::bird:
     
  8. Duke_Jordan

    Duke_Jordan King Arthur's Knight Donator
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    There can only be one :rektlord:
     
  9. Chukka

    Chukka Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni
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    A conflict ey? I guess you guys will have to Duke it out 78787878
     
  10. startselect3

    startselect3 Arsonist

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    can i be vag clout?
     
  11. Sir_Walter

    Sir_Walter Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester

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    wai is dis clan so baid
    not evne bow lvl
     
  12. Ferret_Ferret

    Ferret_Ferret Shark Slayer

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    Sup. I hav to post here.
     
  13. RampageX

    RampageX Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    How's the clan going chukka?
     
  14. mehwaffle10

    mehwaffle10 Drill Rusher Mapping Moderator Official Server Admin

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    mandatory post O_O
     
  15. Chukka

    Chukka Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni
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    @SpideY Competitive please :)
     
  16. RampageX

    RampageX Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    I guess, good. :oops:
     
  17. Sir_Walter

    Sir_Walter Bison Rider Staff Alumni Tester

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    Log class best class
     
  18. startselect3

    startselect3 Arsonist

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    when are you gonna change my name to vag clout?
     
  19. SpideY

    SpideY Hear Me Roar Staff Alumni Donator

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    Gl for your clan!
    Would you like to join MLK?
     
  20. startselect3

    startselect3 Arsonist

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    woohoo! thanks for the move spidey :D