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MLK S3 TRASH TALK THREAD

Discussion in 'Competitive KAG Archive' started by Eluded, Jan 20, 2017.

  1. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    how the fuck you even got to mlk with all that noobness level
    loosing to fucking australians ahahahahahahah
    u failed the EU filthy bastards
     
  2. Eluded

    Eluded Haxor Official Server Admin

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    Dear Cruxiat, my trusted and most venerable old friend,

    Please allow me to be perfectly clear
    There's really no competition here, my dear.
    Nothing is proven by one defeat
    But that a wolf will occasionally toy with it's sheep.
    MIST requests kindly you cease and desist
    I'd really rather not have to hire a proctologist
    To remove my fist... you get the gist?
    Creamed? More like memed.
    I guess we dreamed,
    That if we scheduled a time for you to be reamed,
    Turning up would be achievable
    Guess not (unbelievable).
    Oh well.
    Deep breaths Cruxiat - let's not get hypoxic
    If you really want a chance to win then I'd just disband TOXIC :wink:
    Watch your tongue - don't call us "shit" cause let me tell you this
    After we win the MLK you won't be joining MIST *blowkiss*

    Yours faithfully,
    Eluded
     
  3. Cohen

    Cohen Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni Tester

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  4. Coroz

    Coroz B R B Donator Tester Official Server Admin
    1. [AG#] - Ancient Gear

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    you all suck, AG will win
     
  5. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    at least WE DON'T HAVE TO HOPE FOR BoW
     
  6. Biurza

    Biurza E X T R A T H I C C Staff Alumni Donator
    1. MIST
    2. Active Forum Users

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    Snap back to reality
    Oh there goes gravity
    Mom spaghetti.
     
  7. Blue_Tiger

    Blue_Tiger Bison Rider Tester

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    i mean, australia technically is dirt under our feet...
     
  8. asger75

    asger75 Haxor

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    Come at me cunt
     
  9. mcrifel

    mcrifel Haxor Staff Alumni Tester
    1. MIST

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    Nah we spared toxic, we could have called it a forfeit when they didn't show up but we are so nice so we played with them the next day and had to cancel some family business, so nice we are, lets do you in the morning next time and we in the evening on a us west coast server when we get one and see who wins.

    That was some classy shit talking right there! You C-tier knights!
     
  10. Cruxiat

    Cruxiat Haxor Tester
    1. Gather Oceania
    2. KAG World Cup 2018

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    wait what's this

    europeans trying to change the rules to get a win

    didn't see that coming

    can't wait for your excuse when we beat you again!
     
  11. Snake19

    Snake19 RIP Staff Alumni Donator
    1. [AG#] - Ancient Gear

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    just a question @Cruxiat , what is your problem with the europeans ? Are you xenophobic ? x)
     
  12. Cruxiat

    Cruxiat Haxor Tester
    1. Gather Oceania
    2. KAG World Cup 2018

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    not at all, it's just the EU has a reputation for being cunts on kag, that's all

    >beat mist
    "hahaha what a fuckin noob we let u win lol"
    >win mlk
    "hahaha u stupid australians if this was west coast we rek ez"
    >top of leaderboard
    "u only fight bad clans u idiot lol"
     
  13. Coroz

    Coroz B R B Donator Tester Official Server Admin
    1. [AG#] - Ancient Gear

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    this is in the wrong thread guys, you mend to trash talk here , so plz spread the salt
     
  14. Blue_Tiger

    Blue_Tiger Bison Rider Tester

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    im not racist against black people, i hate them because they have a reputation for being criminals, that's all
     
  15. IMO AUS is worse than EU, Snake is a good boy, but lets me be honest, we all know who holds the :gold: in MLK :B)::B):
    @RampageX @Darknighte9 @Snake19 @kedram
     
  16. Cruxiat

    Cruxiat Haxor Tester
    1. Gather Oceania
    2. KAG World Cup 2018

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    we join our first mlk: "fuck you australians"
    friendly banter back to the EU: "see i told you these shitposting scum are the worst"
    we say 'hey we're not that bad' "fuck you cancer scum"
    we beat a good eu team: "nah ur still shit lol it's ping idiot"
    try to have a reasonable discussion about rules "stop trying to disrespect my clan we r best clan in world fuck u"

    then people wonder why our community is viewed as cancer when we literally just want to play competitively without drama lmao
     
  17. mcrifel

    mcrifel Haxor Staff Alumni Tester
    1. MIST

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    lol, way 2 lie but thats what you are best at cruxiat :wink:

    No wonder we don't like you if you make us stand up earlier in the morning and you don't even show up and say ow sorry lets do it tommorow at the same time cause fuck you we want the advantage of not being asleep while playing:B)::B)::B):


    See that lol in the beginning is cancerous, I actually didn't laugh while writing it.
     
  18. Cruxiat

    Cruxiat Haxor Tester
    1. Gather Oceania
    2. KAG World Cup 2018

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    That was a communication error on my part in regards to the time. completely fucked it up, yeah. We didn't intend for it to happen and I realised at the worst possible time that it had gone wrong. (ignoring the fact we've been waiting for cws and have been stood up multiple times, we know it's shit.) In fact when we organise a rematch let's reverse the timeslots so you play in the evening and us in the morning, just to make up for that.

    I haven't lied at all when I say we literally received a negative reaction just by asking for matches. I've said I was sorry about the mix-up on times and etc but you seem to be pissed that we're even in the tourney?

    It's not a lie when I say that trying to have friendly banter has resulted in this dogshit that nobody wants because people can't take jokes.

    It's not a lie when I say I get shit on by people regularly just for wanting to play in this thing. apparently people are offended an australian team is winning matches. cool.

    and it's not a lie when I say that I have the utmost respect for all established EU and US clans, you've been here for years and we haven't been around for even one yet. Don't misconstrue my jokes for disrespect; it's not. I just find it a little annoying how condescending you guys are to AU clans, especially once we're actually a contender now.

    just to recap: I have no malicious intent at all, just chill with the constant fuckin insults
     
  19. Blue_Tiger

    Blue_Tiger Bison Rider Tester

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    TOXIC, why are you so toxic?
     
  20. Cruxiat

    Cruxiat Haxor Tester
    1. Gather Oceania
    2. KAG World Cup 2018

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    gg u win