MLK S3 TRASH TALK THREAD

how the fuck you even got to mlk with all that noobness level
loosing to fucking australians ahahahahahahah
u failed the EU filthy bastards

 

Dear Cruxiat, my trusted and most venerable old friend,

Please allow me to be perfectly clear
There's really no competition here, my dear.
Nothing is proven by one defeat
But that a wolf will occasionally toy with it's sheep.
MIST requests kindly you cease and desist
I'd really rather not have to hire a proctologist
To remove my fist... you get the gist?
Creamed? More like memed.
I guess we dreamed,
That if we scheduled a time for you to be reamed,
Turning up would be achievable
Guess not (unbelievable).
Oh well.
Deep breaths Cruxiat - let's not get hypoxic
If you really want a chance to win then I'd just disband TOXIC
Watch your tongue - don't call us "shit" cause let me tell you this
After we win the MLK you won't be joining MIST *blowkiss*

Yours faithfully,
Eluded

 

lol

 

you all suck, AG will win

 

at least WE DON'T HAVE TO HOPE FOR BoW

 

Snap back to reality
Oh there goes gravity
Mom spaghetti.

 

i mean, australia technically is dirt under our feet...

 

Come at me cunt

 

Nah we spared toxic, we could have called it a forfeit when they didn't show up but we are so nice so we played with them the next day and had to cancel some family business, so nice we are, lets do you in the morning next time and we in the evening on a us west coast server when we get one and see who wins.

That was some classy shit talking right there! You C-tier knights!

 

wait what's this

europeans trying to change the rules to get a win

didn't see that coming

can't wait for your excuse when we beat you again!

 

just a question @Cruxiat , what is your problem with the europeans ? Are you xenophobic ? x)

 

not at all, it's just the EU has a reputation for being cunts on kag, that's all

>beat mist
"hahaha what a fuckin noob we let u win lol"
>win mlk
"hahaha u stupid australians if this was west coast we rek ez"
>top of leaderboard
"u only fight bad clans u idiot lol"

 

this is in the wrong thread guys, you mend to trash talk here , so plz spread the salt

 

im not racist against black people, i hate them because they have a reputation for being criminals, that's all

 

IMO AUS is worse than EU, Snake is a good boy, but lets me be honest, we all know who holds the in MLK
@RampageX @Darknighte9 @Snake19 @kedram

 

we join our first mlk: "fuck you australians"
friendly banter back to the EU: "see i told you these shitposting scum are the worst"
we say 'hey we're not that bad' "fuck you cancer scum"
we beat a good eu team: "nah ur still shit lol it's ping idiot"
try to have a reasonable discussion about rules "stop trying to disrespect my clan we r best clan in world fuck u"

then people wonder why our community is viewed as cancer when we literally just want to play competitively without drama lmao

 

lol, way 2 lie but thats what you are best at cruxiat

No wonder we don't like you if you make us stand up earlier in the morning and you don't even show up and say ow sorry lets do it tommorow at the same time cause fuck you we want the advantage of not being asleep while playing


See that lol in the beginning is cancerous, I actually didn't laugh while writing it.

 

That was a communication error on my part in regards to the time. completely fucked it up, yeah. We didn't intend for it to happen and I realised at the worst possible time that it had gone wrong. (ignoring the fact we've been waiting for cws and have been stood up multiple times, we know it's shit.) In fact when we organise a rematch let's reverse the timeslots so you play in the evening and us in the morning, just to make up for that.

I haven't lied at all when I say we literally received a negative reaction just by asking for matches. I've said I was sorry about the mix-up on times and etc but you seem to be pissed that we're even in the tourney?

It's not a lie when I say that trying to have friendly banter has resulted in this dogshit that nobody wants because people can't take jokes.

It's not a lie when I say I get shit on by people regularly just for wanting to play in this thing. apparently people are offended an australian team is winning matches. cool.

and it's not a lie when I say that I have the utmost respect for all established EU and US clans, you've been here for years and we haven't been around for even one yet. Don't misconstrue my jokes for disrespect; it's not. I just find it a little annoying how condescending you guys are to AU clans, especially once we're actually a contender now.

just to recap: I have no malicious intent at all, just chill with the constant fuckin insults

 

TOXIC, why are you so toxic?

 

gg u win