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Forgive me @Geti, for I have sinned

Bless me with your grace to unwind these pinned demons that pee on my soul;

Peons who play the game so wrong

Griefers, when the tide seems strong

Treasonous spectators spectating for eons untold

Slinging venomous hatred towards admins who told them to get off

Retards who switch teams

for reasons unknown

when you freeze em they say

"pls me no englis"

This is when the devil whispers in my ear

Vamp don't hold back

Go release your wrath

Type in all caps

Ban without trial

Kick to free space

Freeze to win games

and watch plebs complain

on the forums

About rules and what not

Slandering your good name

as they go along

Playing the victim card when they get exposed

Now do you see why I had to call him a warm turd?

The list can go on and on

I have turned into my worst nightmare

Lo and behold!

I have become a badmin, please forgive me my lord.

 

Same.
@BarsukEughen555

 

I am not actually a rude person, but I often try to act like I am a dick, because I like to keep number of 'friends' I have very limited. It is because I find it extremely difficult to keep up with more than 4-5 friends at the same time and I am shy next to new people (not to a big extend online however, if something goes to sh*t all you need to do is change nick and avatar). I feel bad if I feel like I'm giving one of my friends more attention than the others, and I usually can't simply say no if one of them asks me for help of favour, simply because I feel like I've failed them. So if I am rude to you and you can't find there reason for it, here's why.

 

I'm not actually new.

 

Now THAT is a confession nobody expected >_> Damn, you keep surprising me, what strange knowledge hides behind that creative nick?

 

Confession:

I once got mistaken for a girl while at a club with a cousin of mine by a group of obscenely drunk 40-50 year olds. One of the women got angry at my cousin's friend for some weird reason relating to me being mistaken for a girl, then my cousin's friend left, then the old, angry woman started kissing my cousin despite him being half her age. She was holding my hand at the time so I couldn't exactly escape, I instead looked around and pretended they didn't exist. We left, then my cousin started screaming while laughing; presumably he was pretty freaked out.

All in all, it was a pretty fun night, but also sums up reason No.72 why I don't drink alcohol.

 

Damn, I have 3 reasons why I don't do it, you're far better than me o_o At least you won't ever experience Hangover if you keep up that attitude.

 

wow, reasons not to drink alcohol
are you mentally ill
i consider myself non-aboozive admin

 

Actually, I'm not a teapot.

 

I think the devil is cute.

 

Boby is cool.

@Blue_Tiger and probably cuter than the devil.

 

I think cancer jokes aren't funny...

 

I'm pretty sure most people don't think they're funny...

 

I once ate a hamburger when i was a vegitarian. Best taste ever. Now i eat meat again.

 

Ajax... That sounds suspiciously made up.... Anyway, hi Eric #2

 

Its a quote from deadpool....

 

good job, you got the point of my comment captain obvious.

 

Im a dud wit long hair.