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Share your confessions (Confess!)

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by SJD360, Jan 2, 2016.

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  1. Forgive me @Geti, for I have sinned

    Bless me with your grace to unwind these pinned demons that pee on my soul;

    Peons who play the game so wrong

    Griefers, when the tide seems strong

    Treasonous spectators spectating for eons untold

    Slinging venomous hatred towards admins who told them to get off

    Retards who switch teams

    for reasons unknown

    when you freeze em they say

    "pls me no englis"

    This is when the devil whispers in my ear

    Vamp don't hold back

    Go release your wrath

    Type in all caps

    Ban without trial

    Kick to free space

    Freeze to win games

    and watch plebs complain

    on the forums

    About rules and what not

    Slandering your good name

    as they go along

    Playing the victim card when they get exposed

    Now do you see why I had to call him a warm turd?

    The list can go on and on

    I have turned into my worst nightmare

    Lo and behold!

    I have become a badmin, please forgive me my lord.
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2017
  2. asger75

    asger75 Haxor

  3. Elf

    Elf Ballista Bolt Thrower
    1. Active Forum Users

    I am not actually a rude person, but I often try to act like I am a dick, because I like to keep number of 'friends' I have very limited. It is because I find it extremely difficult to keep up with more than 4-5 friends at the same time and I am shy next to new people (not to a big extend online however, if something goes to sh*t all you need to do is change nick and avatar). I feel bad if I feel like I'm giving one of my friends more attention than the others, and I usually can't simply say no if one of them asks me for help of favour, simply because I feel like I've failed them. So if I am rude to you and you can't find there reason for it, here's why.
    Cersei_Lannister and Sytoplasma like this.
  4. kkflarg

    kkflarg Bison Rider

    I'm not actually new.
    PUNK123, Sytoplasma, epsilon and 2 others like this.
  5. Elf

    Elf Ballista Bolt Thrower
    1. Active Forum Users

    Now THAT is a confession nobody expected >_> Damn, you keep surprising me, what strange knowledge hides behind that creative nick? :kappa:
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  6. SJD360

    SJD360 Haxor


    I once got mistaken for a girl while at a club with a cousin of mine by a group of obscenely drunk 40-50 year olds. One of the women got angry at my cousin's friend for some weird reason relating to me being mistaken for a girl, then my cousin's friend left, then the old, angry woman started kissing my cousin despite him being half her age. She was holding my hand at the time so I couldn't exactly escape, I instead looked around and pretended they didn't exist. We left, then my cousin started screaming while laughing; presumably he was pretty freaked out.

    All in all, it was a pretty fun night, but also sums up reason No.72 why I don't drink alcohol.
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  7. Elf

    Elf Ballista Bolt Thrower
    1. Active Forum Users

    Damn, I have 3 reasons why I don't do it, you're far better than me o_o At least you won't ever experience Hangover if you keep up that attitude.
  8. BarsukEughen555

    BarsukEughen555 Ballista Bolt Thrower

    wow, reasons not to drink alcohol
    are you mentally ill
    i consider myself non-aboozive admin
    epsilon likes this.
  9. Cohen

    Cohen Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni Tester

    Actually, I'm not a teapot.
  10. Geti

    Geti Please avoid PMing me (poke a mod instead) THD Team Administrator Global Moderator

    @Cohen The cowboy hat really sells it

    @Vampire report to detention
  11. Blue_Tiger

    Blue_Tiger Bison Rider Tester

    I think the devil is cute.
    Elionne likes this.
  12. Elionne

    Elionne Shark Slayer Official Server Admin

    Boby is cool.

    @Blue_Tiger and probably cuter than the devil.
    Blue_Tiger likes this.
  13. asger75

    asger75 Haxor

    I think cancer jokes aren't funny...
  14. I'm pretty sure most people don't think they're funny...
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  15. Coroz

    Coroz B R B Donator Tester Official Server Admin
    1. [AG#] - Ancient Gear

    I once ate a hamburger when i was a vegitarian. Best taste ever. Now i eat meat again. 25252525
  16. erik102003

    erik102003 Base Burner Tester

    Ajax... That sounds suspiciously made up.... Anyway, hi Eric #2
  17. epsilon

    epsilon Assonist THD Team Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. Gather Oceania
    2. KAG World Cup 2018

    He's not lying.
  18. erik102003

    erik102003 Base Burner Tester

    Its a quote from deadpool....
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  19. asger75

    asger75 Haxor

    good job, you got the point of my comment captain obvious.
    epsilon likes this.
  20. erik102003

    erik102003 Base Burner Tester

    Im a dud wit long hair.
    Last edited: Jul 4, 2017
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