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Corrupt a wish!

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Catguy19, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Frogdo

    Frogdo Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, but the almighty Invisible Pink Unicorn declares Humanity to be a galactic plague, the only cure for which is our total annihilation in the most gruesome manner possible.

    I wish that Admiral Ackbar was wrong, and that it wasn't a trap.
     
  2. tur1sta

    tur1sta Random snippet here ಠ__ಠ Donator

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    Granted, but the lack of excitement was enough that everybody walked out of the movie house and said "It sucked"

    I wish there is a parallel world.
     
  3. 10110100101

    10110100101 Shark Slayer

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    Your wish is granted, but everything in there is a link to lemonparty. org. (for the people who get the reference, dont check out the website guys... You will regret it).

    I wish i had a bottle of plain water.
     
  4. Frogdo

    Frogdo Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, but this water floods into your lungs causing you to die a painful death due to drowning.

    I wish that the sky was green.
     
  5. 10110100101

    10110100101 Shark Slayer

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    Granted, but with the sudden change in colour many people spark new religious beliefs, which plunges the world into an eternal religious war.
    I wish i had a train.
     
  6. Frogdo

    Frogdo Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, you manage to somehow hit yourself with it, however it doesn't kill you but severs all of your limbs.

    I wish I had a Pegasus.
     
  7. 10110100101

    10110100101 Shark Slayer

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    Granted, and you are very happy with your new pet unicorn. So happy in fact, that when it dies of old age you spiral into depression and commit suicide.

    I wish i went to sleep now instead of playing forum games.
     
  8. Frogdo

    Frogdo Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted! You do however lapse into a coma, in which all you do is play forum games until you eventually die of old age.

    PS. I wanted a Pegasus, not some lame Unicorn, geeze.
     
  9. 10110100101

    10110100101 Shark Slayer

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    I meant pegasus lol!
    You didnt say a wish so...
    I wish my bed was made of solid clouds (so i can be like rainbow dash)
     
  10. Frogdo

    Frogdo Shopkeep Stealer

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    Oops.

    Granted! Whilst you sleep the cloud floats off into the sky, with you on it, shortly after this the Pegasi population of Equestria becomes infected by rabies, they then proceed to devour your intestines, slowly.

    I wish that I actually made a wish in my last post.
     
  11. 10110100101

    10110100101 Shark Slayer

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    Granted, but that creates a tear in the space time continuim, which destroys the whole universe, and the my little pony universe.
    I wish i was friends with the mane 6.
     
  12. Frogdo

    Frogdo Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted, but his mane was actually 666, he becomes the devil and beings hell on Earth.

    I wish that I grew wings,
     
  13. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted, you are so happy that you fly in the sky with little bird. Unfortunately, you get shot, and die, it's the hunting season, you forget to check the calendar.

    Wish we will save Derpy.
     
  14. Halosnake

    Halosnake Shopkeep Stealer

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    Wish Granted but instead they remove Rainbow Dash :eek:

    I wish the world would become bronys
     
  15. Frogdo

    Frogdo Shopkeep Stealer

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    Wish granted, Hasbro decides to discontinue My Little Ponies.

    I wish that more MLP episodes would be released.
     
  16. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but they were originally made 76 years ago in the USSR, and so have Stalinspark and Rainbowsky as the lead protagonists, and feature plotlines that involve the undermining of the evil capitslist regime through cleverly hypocritical propaganda.

    I wish that all talk of MLP from bronies and, in fact, all of everything. would cease on pain of eternal damnation.
     
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  17. 10110100101

    10110100101 Shark Slayer

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    I would still watch that...

    Granted, but the talk now is illogical flawed english.

    I wish microwave toaster.
     
  18. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Edit: I got ninj'ed by the binary dude.

    Granted, but now you have no eletrical power to turn it on.

    I wish the next person dosen't make a wish.
     
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  19. Cadbury

    Cadbury You can't escape. Donator

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    Granted.
     
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  20. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    I wish that the person before me had made a wish.
     
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